Man jokes
"I'm the big man, catching the kids in my big van." - Ben 2021
Did you hear the passengers on the Titanic invited Yo Momma and the Titanic crew said, "Man overboard!"
What do you call a black man in the dark?
- Nothing.
What do you call 6 gay men having a fight?
Rainbow Six Siege
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.
The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"
The man said, "My wife does!"
There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?
Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...
You just shot an unarmed man.
Well, he should have armed himself then.
How it be when the new guy takes too long...
Hay Danny, it's me Johnny.
Johnny: Boss says to kill the guy in red. Point the gun at his head.
Danny: Ok, target locked. 3... 2... 1... bang.
Johnny: Danny, hope you did not get the man in red.
Danny: OH MY BRO FOR REALL.
If she’s old enough to breed, she’s old enough for me.
Man: Hey Siri!
Siri: Yes?
Man: I'm desperate, will you marry me?
Siri: Uh...
*phone literally explodes*
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
What's better, a woman or a man?
Neither, for I am WHITE.
What’s the difference between a police man and a bullet?
At least when a bullet kills someone, it’s actually fired.
Man, I miss Savor, savor these balls in ya mouth!
How did the man in prison escape?
He drew a bum on the wall and slid through the crack.
Man: Knock, knock...
Boy: Who's there?
Man: Bear...
Boy: Bear who?
Man: Bear bottom.
What was the first man made out of? Adams! (Atoms)
Why did the man sit on his porch and bark at the postman when he came?
Because his dog had a sore throat!
I’ll pat your breasts, pat your breasts, cos I’m a baker’s man, and you better bring me an orgasm as fast as you can. I’ll pat you, and prick you, and mark you with my "D", And then throw you in the fire cos you’re now worthless to me!