Man jokes
What is a victimless crime in the state of Michigan if you are an able-bodied man who is well-endowed, not white, and not a heterosexual male?
A white male who is heterosexual and physically disabled who is sodomized by an able-bodied and well-endowed gay male who is not white inside the men's locker room at the gym.
Confucius say, "Man who sit in church and fart must sit in pew."
What's the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
Someone: Stop making jokes about sh!
Me: Oh, sorry man, I'll cut it out, I'll cut it out deep!
The man was absolutely delighted to find that every lamp in his house was stolen.
Memes
Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.
Your hairline is so bad man, I gave your doctor a breathalyzer.
How many heterosexual men does it take to change a lightbulb in heaven?
Both of them.
Some moving men had just begun their day's work.
The first thing they brought into the house was a huge couch.
The owner came in and asked how everything was going. They replied, "Sofa so good."
Man, Uranus is so big!
A man and a child walk into the woods. The child turns to the man and says, "Mister, can we go home? It's getting late, and I'm scared to walk home."
The man turns to the child and says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk home alone!"
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
100% of them are like him!
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
I decided today that I was going to do something with my life, something amazing, and I decided to punch a homeless man.
How to surprise a blind man: put a plunger in the toilet!
Women be like, "Don't body shame," then goes to body shame men's heights.
Women be like men cause wars, [but] forget men fight those wars while they fake cry.
Women be like men are trash, [but] forgets women raised those men.
What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?
Suck a big cock.
What would a heterosexual woman that is a whore do for $500.00 that a gay man would be willing to do for free for a heterosexual man at a glory hole?
Suck his big cock.