Man jokes
What do you call a shocked Chinese man?
"Hu le fuk!"
What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom?
Sex worker.
Harry Potter is a movie about a grown adult man with an unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy.
Walter, I don't know, man, seems kinda sus.
Man's hairline is back-court violation!
I told this man to rev his vehicle.
Didn't know wheelchairs can't rev.
What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas."
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.
After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.
“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.
The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”
You just shot an unarmed man.
Well, he should have armed himself then.
What do you call a black man in the dark?
- Nothing.
What do you call 6 gay men having a fight?
Rainbow Six Siege
How it be when the new guy takes too long...
Hay Danny, it's me Johnny.
Johnny: Boss says to kill the guy in red. Point the gun at his head.
Danny: Ok, target locked. 3... 2... 1... bang.
Johnny: Danny, hope you did not get the man in red.
Danny: OH MY BRO FOR REALL.
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.
The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"
The man said, "My wife does!"
Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?
Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...
Did you hear the passengers on the Titanic invited Yo Momma and the Titanic crew said, "Man overboard!"
What's better, a woman or a man?
Neither, for I am WHITE.