Man jokes
I went into the supermarket; everything was half off. Of course, I took the bottom half of Spider-Man.
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.
After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.
“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.
The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”
Man, I miss Savor, savor these balls in ya mouth!
What's better, a woman or a man?
Neither, for I am WHITE.
If she’s old enough to breed, she’s old enough for me.
Reasons
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
"I'm the big man, catching the kids in my big van." - Ben 2021
Man: Hey Siri!
Siri: Yes?
Man: I'm desperate, will you marry me?
Siri: Uh...
*phone literally explodes*
Man: Knock, knock...
Boy: Who's there?
Man: Bear...
Boy: Bear who?
Man: Bear bottom.
Confucius say, "Man who bite electric wire get shocking experience!"
Why did the man die of the actor's performance?
The performance was unbeLIVEable!
Three guys walk into a room where a man is sitting with an assortment of foods on his plate because it's lunchtime. The guys ask the man to do a favor, and he says, "Sorry guys, I have a lot on my plate!"
What was the first man made out of? Adams! (Atoms)
A man walked into a bar. No wait, a horse,
A man walked into a horse.
Why do many New Yorkers like watching Spider-Man?
Because he’s always on the webcast.
What did John Cena say to Ray Charles?
Hey, man.
I asked a man for ten dollars for a cup of coffee. The man said coffee was only a quarter. I told him I was putting all my begs in one ask-it.
A man from Brooklyn is arguing with an Englishman. He says things like,
"It's an elevator, not a lift!"
and
"It's a bathroom! Not 'washroom'!"
He keeps going on until the Englishman says,
"Hey wanker, it's a school, not a god damned shooting range."
What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas."
A Chinese man and an Indian man are in a car. Who’s driving?
A woman.