Man jokes
A man wakes up and asks his wife, “Are you okay? You were cursing me all night in your sleep.” The wife replies, “Who says I was sleeping?”
When a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.
"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.
"Why?" said her friend.
"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"
"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.
"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"It's nice, but can it pick up peanuts?"
Man from 2001 just called. They want a tower back.
Memes
What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?
Why did the doctor tell the man to go for a mountain walk?
Alps clear the mind! Haha.
What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock?
A: A man!
I killed a man in '94.
What's one thing your dad shares with black men? Your sister.
*America shoots down balloon*
China: "You killed an innocent man!!"
USA: "What?!"
China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."
Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.
Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.
Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.
Pretend you are an old man who is 77 years old and there are 7 doors, which door should you pick?
The seventh door.
Why did the man get run over?
Ur mom XD
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
How do you fit 3 gay men on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
What did the man say about someone who had a seizure?
"Jit was lagging."
An orphan walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey, bum, bum, bum, got a family?"
A man and a boy went into a forest. The boy said he was scared. The man said, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."