What is the postman's favorite fruit?
Water-mail-on.
Why did the number 5 get voted out of the game in the 1st round? Because he was an odd man out!
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought baseballs were at Batman!
What's the difference between a man's wife and his dog?
Lock them both in the trunk for three hours and see which is happy to see you when you open it.
People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"
And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"
Why did the man laugh when he only had just one nickel and one penny in his pocket?
He had a 6 cents of humor.
There was a man. He took a right. He took another right. He took a last right. Why did he stop?
What's the smallest stick in the world?
Your man's dick.
When a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.
The man who invented Velcro died.
RIP.
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
Why is it that skinny men love fat women?
Because we need warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.
What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?
I killed a man in '94.
What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom?
Sex worker.
Why did the doctor tell the man to go for a mountain walk?
Alps clear the mind! Haha.
"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.
"Why?" said her friend.
"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"
"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.
"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."
An Irish man walks out of a bar. It can happen.
A bowman walked into a throne room, and he bowed to him.
