Man jokes
Why did the man get fired from work? Because he took two days off in February.
Kiwi loves men.
Pretend you are an old man who is 77 years old and there are 7 doors, which door should you pick?
The seventh door.
The cheetah and lion are racing. The cheetah wins.
The lion says, "Man, you a cheetah."
The cheetah says, "Nah, you lion!"
One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"
The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"
Memes
Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.
Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
What position would a man with no legs and arms play in baseball?
Home base.
What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas."
Why does fireman wear red suspenders?
To hold his pants up.
Doctor: I have bad news.
Man: What?
Doctor: There are two things wrong with you. First, you have cancer.
Man: Oh, no...
Doctor: Second, you have Alzheimer's.
Man: Well, at least I don't have cancer!
What is gayer than man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
A man assaulted me with milk, cheese, and butter.
How dairy!
What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.
Man, I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.
Why did Dad Man quit acting?
I don’t know either.
The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”
Then she said that's true.
A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"
The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
The man said, "Your parents."
How do you spot a blind man in a nudist resort?
It's not hard.
A man goes for a pee in a haunted house.
He unzips his pants at the urinal when a man dressed as a goblin chuckles next to him. "You got a small dick, buddy," the man says to him.