Man: Hey Siri!
Siri: Yes?
Man: I'm desperate, will you marry me?
Siri: Uh...
*phone literally explodes*
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, you silly goose! This dude asks Siri to marry him, right? But plot twist! His phone explodes! It's funny because technology ain't supposed to get hitched, and phones definitely shouldn't blow up over a proposal. You're probably the kinda guy who still uses Internet Explorer, aren't ya?