Why did the man sit on his porch and bark at the postman when he came?
Because his dog had a sore throat!
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup! So, this dude is barkin' at the mailman 'cause his dog's got a boo-boo throat. Get it? He's fillin' in for his sick dog. You probably think the mail comes from birds, don't you?