The 20+ Best Pedophilia Jokes

You ever hear of a reverse exorcism? It's where the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.

It's not pedophilia, it's early access.

i was talking to my friend and he said "I lost my virginity to a girl and then she stopped coming to school" and I said "probably because she was fired"

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After 12 its lunch 😂😂

What's a peadophiles favorite cooking Ingredient...... Fresh meat

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what's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile?? You know its not period blood.

If she’s old enough to smoke She’s old enough to choke If she’s old enough to pee She’s old enough for me

If she’s old enough to breed she’s old enough for me

I was listening to my children praying. And my youngest that can speak said to me: "Mama, why is Gramma dead?" I smiled and told her, "Well, less than 10 years ago when I was 5, your age, my Momma took me into the basement with some hot rando during a party. And 9 months later Shinana was born. One Pedo after another and your 4 siblings are born. The Pedo I met last night told me, 'If your mother's the one making you do this, do what you do best.' I listened and the next day she didn't leave her bed breathing. When the Pedo found out he left me and your soon to be brother." She replies with, "Make his child support expensive!" Now he has to pay me 2,000 U.S. dollars every month. Like the other ones that ran away.