It’s not pedophilia, it’s early access.

What’s a peadophiles favorite cooking Ingredient… Fresh meat

I was listening to my children praying. And my youngest that can speak said to me: “Mama, why is Gramma dead?” I smiled and told her, “Well, less than 10 years ago when I was 5, your age, my Momma took me into the basement with some hot rando during a party. And 9 months later Shinana was born. One Pedo after another and your 4 siblings are born. The Pedo I met last night told me, ‘If your mother’s the one making you do this, do what you do best.’ I listened and the next day she didn’t leave her bed breathing. When the Pedo found out he left me and your soon to be brother.” She replies with, “Make his child support expensive!” Now he has to pay me 2,000 U.S. dollars every month. Like the other ones that ran away.

One night when I was six, I had this super annoying accent, and when I said the number “six,” Oh no… One night my catholic priest asked me how many cookies I needed for my family. I told him six, but thanks to my accent being mixed with many others including Scottish, French, and Russian, it sounded like I said “I need to have sex.” He looked at me strange then pulled me into a closest. Being a Pedo. When Momma asked me why I was missing for 6 hours I told her, “I went to get the cookies like you told me to, and father raped the Christianity out of me.” The angry look she gave my father was amazing. Then with my Papa she beat the hell outta him.

Serves him right.

when you end up pregnant… mom told me if a boy touched my breast I should say DON’T and if he touched me down there I should say STOP…but Dad, he touch me both places at once so I said DON’T STOP DON’T STOP 😂

What’s the leading cause of pedophilia. Sexy children.

What’s the number 1 cause of pedophilia?

Sexy kids.

What’s the difference between a catholic priest and a pedophile? There isn’t a difference.

Roses are red Violets are blue I know a pedophile And he says he knows you

Billy moved in with 69 pedophiles when he was 8. Many “tears” came across his cheeks.

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