Pedophilia jokes

You ever hear of a reverse exorcism?

It's where the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.

It's not pedophilia, it's early access.

I was talking to my friend, and he said, "I lost my virginity to a girl, and then she stopped coming to school." And I said, "Probably because she was fired."

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy children.

After 12, it's lunch. 😂

What's a pedophile's favorite cooking ingredient?...... Fresh meat.

What's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile? You know it's not period blood.

When I was a little boy, I had this dream. I was eating a giant marshmallow.

When I woke, I was being sexually abused.

If she’s old enough to smoke, She’s old enough to choke.

If she’s old enough to pee, She’s old enough for me.

If she’s old enough to breed, she’s old enough for me.

What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a pedophile? There isn't a difference.

Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".

What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?

The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.

Friend: Why do you like Minecraft so much?

Me: Because I love miners!

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein?

Only difference between Michael and Jeffrey is Epstein wasn't a smooth criminal, and Michael was.

What does 9 and 36 add up to?

A life in prison.

It's not easy to make good pedophilia jokes, because it's a very touchy subject.

Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....

Good thing my brother's a little bit different.

What's the number 1 cause of pedophilia?

Sexy kids.

So, if being a paedophile is a career, then burying the bodies must be gardening.