Pedophilia jokes
You ever hear of a reverse exorcism?
It's where the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.
It's not pedophilia, it's early access.
I was talking to my friend, and he said, "I lost my virginity to a girl, and then she stopped coming to school." And I said, "Probably because she was fired."
What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy children.
After 12, it's lunch. đ
Memes
When I was a little boy, I had this dream. I was eating a giant marshmallow.
When I woke, I was being sexually abused.
What's a pedophile's favorite cooking ingredient?...... Fresh meat.
What's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile? You know it's not period blood.
Michael Jackson was on a boat with a bunch of children. The boat captain comes up to him and says, "Michael, we've come into some trouble and the boat is about to sink. We need to get off the boat right now." "But what about the children?" The captain said, "F*** them." Michael Jackson responded, "Is there enough time?"
If sheâs old enough to smoke, Sheâs old enough to choke.
If sheâs old enough to pee, Sheâs old enough for me.
Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....
Good thing my brother's a little bit different.
Friend: Why do you like Minecraft so much?
Me: Because I love miners!
What does 9 and 36 add up to?
A life in prison.
If sheâs old enough to breed, sheâs old enough for me.
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a pedophile? There isn't a difference.
What's the number 1 cause of pedophilia?
Sexy kids.
Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".
What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?
The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.
What do Israel and Epstein have in common?
"Look at that, time to blow up some kids."
Donald Trump travels back in time to talk to his 10-year-old self.
When he sees himself, he says, "Do you see me? I am you, but almost 70 years older."
His 10-year-old self asks him, "Am I going to be famous?"
Trump replies, "Oh yeah, I became president of the United States. Not once. Twice!"
10-year-old Donald was shocked. But he became even more shocked when he heard the next sentence from his current self: "And now take off your pants!"