Pedophilia jokes

Exorcism

You ever hear of a reverse exorcism?

It's where the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.

Friend

I was talking to my friend, and he said, "I lost my virginity to a girl, and then she stopped coming to school." And I said, "Probably because she was fired."

Memes

Abuse

When I was a little boy, I had this dream. I was eating a giant marshmallow.

When I woke, I was being sexually abused.

Girl

If she’s old enough to smoke, She’s old enough to choke.

If she’s old enough to pee, She’s old enough for me.

She

If she’s old enough to breed, she’s old enough for me.

Pedophile

What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a pedophile? There isn't a difference.

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  • Michael Jackson

    Michael Jackson

    Michael Jackson was on a boat with a bunch of children. The boat captain comes up to him and says, "Michael, we've come into some trouble and the boat is about to sink. We need to get off the boat right now." "But what about the children?" The captain said, "F*** them." Michael Jackson responded, "Is there enough time?"

    Ball

    Michael Jackson

    Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".

    Michael Jackson

    Michael Jackson

    What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?

    The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.

    Criminal

    Michael Jackson

    What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein?

    Only difference between Michael and Jeffrey is Epstein wasn't a smooth criminal, and Michael was.

    Subject

    It's not easy to make good pedophilia jokes, because it's a very touchy subject.

    Party

    Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....

    Good thing my brother's a little bit different.

    Israel

    What do Israel and Epstein have in common?

    "Look at that, time to blow up some kids."