Rainbow jokes

I once did an exam on rainbows. I passed with flying colors.

What do you call a group of gay gamers?

Rainbow Six.

What do we find at the end of every rainbow?

The letter W.

Have you ever seen a baby unicorn? No! Because unicorns are gay rainbows in equine form.

So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.

And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.

What do you call a gay drive by?

A fruit roll up.

TASTE THE RAINBOW BITCH!!!

Yo mama so old, on her birth certificate it said "expired."

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.

Yo mama so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list.

Yo mama so ugly, she made the devil go to church.

So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."

Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit on the rainbow.

Yo mama's so old, when she was a girl, rainbows were black and white.

What did the rainbow say to the other rainbow?

Nothing, it was feeling blue.

What type of bow can't be tied?

Rainbow.

What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?

Fruit Loops.

When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science

What do LGBTQ+ people use as a weapon in THG (The Hunger Games)?

A rainbow.

Thor is so gay he farts the rainbow bridge to Asgard.

I bought a rainbow gun, but for some reason it doesn’t shoot straight.

You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.

You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.

Plz look up rainbow kiss - Bill Cosby.

Rainbows top the class, as they always score with flying colors.