Rainbow Jokes

KGZ
in Dark Humor

what do you call 6 gay men in WWII

Rainbow Six Siege

BOi

Q: What do you call 6 gay men in the army

A: Rainbow six seege

Anonymous
in Offensive

what do you call 6 gay men going to war ? rainbow 6 siege

Credit to mah friend
in Puns

Rainbows TOP the class as they always score with flying colours

Kinda sus
in Sexuality

I bought a rainbow gun but for some reason it doesn’t shoot straight

Anonymous
in Food

You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake. You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.

Anonymous
in Old

Yo mama’s so old when she was a girl rainbows were black and white

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dev

What type of bow cant be tied?

… … … … … … . . . . … … … … . . . . … *A *RainBow

Anonymous

what do you call 6 gay men having a fight?

  • Rainbow six siege
Ammar Yayeh
in Roast

You’re a gray sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.

Poop
in Offensive

If I were in a staring contest with you I would be looking at a rainbow

Will de lad

I once did an exam on rainbows. I passed with flying colours.

sussy baka

What do you call a 6 gay man in a war? Rainbow 6 siege

Ketchup

Q: How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend?

A: He gave her a ring.

Q: What’s the most popular video game at the bread bakery?

A: Knead for Speed.

Q: Why is Santa good at karate?

A: He has a black belt.

Q: Where do werewolves buy Christmas gifts?

A: Beast Buy.

Q: What did the snowflake say to the road?

A: Let’s stick together.

Q: Why did the turkey join a band?

A: So he could use his drumsticks.

Q: What’s a math teacher’s favorite winter sport?

A: Figure skating.

Q: Where do werewolves buy Christmas gifts?

A: Beast Buy.

Q: What did the snowflake say to the road?

A: Let’s stick together.

Q: Why did the turkey join a band?

A: So he could use his drumsticks.

Q: What’s a math teacher’s favorite winter sport?

A: Figure skating.

Q: What’s a firefly’s favorite dance?

A: The glitterbug.

Q: Why are eyeshadow, lipstick, and mascara never mad at each other?

A: Because they always make-up

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Q: Where do roses sleep at night?

A: In their flowerbed

Q: Why was the show bad at gymnastics?

A: She was a flip-flop

Q: What should you wear to a tea party?

A: A t-shirt

Q: What’s rain’s favorite accessory?

A: A rainbow

Q: Where does a sink go dancing?

A: The Dish-co

Q: What’s a princess’s favorite time?

A: Knight time.

Q: Why did the Genie get mad?

A: Because he was rubbed the wrong way.

Q: What’s a ballerina’s favorite type of bread?

A: A bun.

Q: What kind of dance was the frog prince best at?

A: Hip hop.

Q: What do bunnies like to do at the mall?

A: Shop ‘til they hop.

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Q: How did the beauty school student do on her manicure test?

A: She nailed it.

Q: What is corn’s favorite music?

A: Pop.

Q: Why can’t Monday lift Saturday?

A: It’s a weak day.

Q: Why was the politician out of breath?

A: He was running for office.

Q: What is a soccer player’s favorite chemical element?

A: Goooooooooooold!

Q: Why did the fastest cat in class get kicked out of school?

A: He was a cheetah.

Q: Which state has the greatest number of jokes?

A: Pennsylvania.

Q: Where is the best place to sit when a submarine is diving?

A: Inside.

Q: Why did the lawyer show up in court in his underwear?

A: He forgot his lawsuit.

Q: Why was the teenager no longer allowed online without a license?

A: He crashed the computer

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Q: What’s a ball that you don’t throw, shoot, eat, spit, bounce, or catch?

A: An eyeball.

Q: What do turtles, eggs, and beaches all have?

A: Shells.

Q: What time of year do people get injured the most?

A: In the fall.

Q: Why did the quarterback take the hardest classes?

A: Because he knew he would pass.

Q: Why did the musician throw away her table?

A: Because it was flat.

Q: Why didn’t the farmer’s son study medicine?

A: Because he wanted to go into a different field?

Q: What is the math teacher’s favorite dessert?

A: Pi

Q: Why was the princess in the emergency r

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What do you call six gay men at war? Rainbow six siege

smarticles jennica

so i walked up to my grandma and i said what color would u be on a rainbow cupcake she just turned 61 ok ok so im like ‘i got i got ok ok’ she like: ok what color" i say:“grey”

Raven Mavros
in Unicorn

Have you ever seen a baby unicorn? NO! BECAUSE UNICORNS ARE GAY RAINBOWS IN EQUINE FORM.

Freya Bugler

What is at the end of a rainbow

The w

J0K35
in Game

What do LGBTQ+ people use as a weapon in THG? (The Hunger Games)

A Rainbow.

ANONYMOUS

So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculate In a females mouth and he swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other swishing it together in each other’s mouth and it forms a rainbow and a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on females face and then punching her in the nose Causing her to bleed that’s why it’s called a strawberry shortcake