Rainbow jokes
I once did an exam on rainbows. I passed with flying colors.
What did the rainbow say to the other rainbow?
Nothing, it was feeling blue.
What is Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
Person 1: “You assume I’m gay because I have rainbow hair, I’m wearing a rainbow shirt, and I have a rainbow pride flag behind me?”
Person 2: “You assume I’m disabled because I have deformed arms and limbs, no legs, and I ride around in a wheelchair?”
I could be red, I could be orange, I could be yellow, I could be green, I could be blue, I could be purple, but I would be dead.
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
Somewhere over the rainbow.
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
What’s the best kind of candy to offer at a Pride parade?
Skittles.
I drove my new rainbow-colored car today. For some reason, it wouldn't go straight.
I'm as straight as a rainbow.
All the lines on the LGBT flag are straight.
What did a gay Indian use as weapons of war?
A rain-bow.
What if you put a scared homosexual guy and an angry homophobic guy inside a stable?
Hmm, let's see, if the homosexual guy has some good luck, maybe he will meet a super unicorn and help him out to defeat the angry homophobic guy :D
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.
What do call six gay men going in a war?
Rainbow Six Siege.
Plz look up rainbow kiss - Bill Cosby.
If I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn because they are Beautiful, Majestic, Sparkly, Bright, Gods. They create Joy and Happiness everywhere they go.
Unicorns made my life better when I got to know them more. ^-^ They filled my life with more Happiness. I believe in the Unicorns, and they'll believe in me. I am not a Unicorn, although I am the Princess of the Unicorn Land, but if I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn! :P
What's a prostitute's favorite snack?
Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.