I once did an exam on rainbows. I passed with flying colors.
What did the rainbow say to the other rainbow?
Nothing, it was feeling blue.
What is Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
Person 1: “You assume I’m gay because I have rainbow hair, I’m wearing a rainbow shirt, and I have a rainbow pride flag behind me?”
Person 2: “You assume I’m disabled because I have deformed arms and limbs, no legs, and I ride around in a wheelchair?”
I could be red, I could be orange, I could be yellow, I could be green, I could be blue, I could be purple, but I would be dead.
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
Somewhere over the rainbow.
I'm as straight as a rainbow.
I drove my new rainbow-colored car today. For some reason, it wouldn't go straight.
All the lines on the LGBT flag are straight.
What if you put a scared homosexual guy and an angry homophobic guy inside a stable?
Hmm, let's see, if the homosexual guy has some good luck, maybe he will meet a super unicorn and help him out to defeat the angry homophobic guy :D
What did a gay Indian use as weapons of war?
A rain-bow.
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.
What do call six gay men going in a war?
Rainbow Six Siege.
Plz look up rainbow kiss - Bill Cosby.
If I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn because they are Beautiful, Majestic, Sparkly, Bright, Gods. They create Joy and Happiness everywhere they go.
Unicorns made my life better when I got to know them more. ^-^ They filled my life with more Happiness. I believe in the Unicorns, and they'll believe in me. I am not a Unicorn, although I am the Princess of the Unicorn Land, but if I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn! :P
What's a prostitute's favorite snack?
Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.
Rainbows top the class, as they always score with flying colors.
