Rainbow

Rainbow Jokes

Color

What did the rainbow say to the other rainbow?

Nothing, it was feeling blue.

Guy

What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?

Fruit Loops.

Difference

What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?

One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.

Assumption

Person 1: “You assume I’m gay because I have rainbow hair, I’m wearing a rainbow shirt, and I have a rainbow pride flag behind me?”

Person 2: “You assume I’m disabled because I have deformed arms and limbs, no legs, and I ride around in a wheelchair?”

Dead

I could be red, I could be orange, I could be yellow, I could be green, I could be blue, I could be purple, but I would be dead.

Car

I drove my new rainbow-colored car today. For some reason, it wouldn't go straight.

Homophobe

What if you put a scared homosexual guy and an angry homophobic guy inside a stable?

Hmm, let's see, if the homosexual guy has some good luck, maybe he will meet a super unicorn and help him out to defeat the angry homophobic guy :D

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  • Anthem

    What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?

    "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.

    War

    What do call six gay men going in a war?

    Rainbow Six Siege.

    Unicorn

    If I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn because they are Beautiful, Majestic, Sparkly, Bright, Gods. They create Joy and Happiness everywhere they go.

    Unicorns made my life better when I got to know them more. ^-^ They filled my life with more Happiness. I believe in the Unicorns, and they'll believe in me. I am not a Unicorn, although I am the Princess of the Unicorn Land, but if I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn! :P

    Snack

    What's a prostitute's favorite snack?

    Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.