Rainbow jokes

I once did an exam on rainbows. I passed with flying colors.

What did the rainbow say to the other rainbow?

Nothing, it was feeling blue.

What is Helen Keller's favorite color?

Velcro.

There are some questionable candies out there, such as:

"All I want is a good Blow Pop."

"I don’t even want to know where that Butterfinger has been."

"If you do, you’ll probably end up with tasting the rainbow."

"Nobody wants to bite into an O’Henry."

"Or adopt Three Musketeers."

"Or even end up with a Sour Patch."

What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?

Fruit Loops.

Person 1: “You assume I’m gay because I have rainbow hair, I’m wearing a rainbow shirt, and I have a rainbow pride flag behind me?”

Person 2: “You assume I’m disabled because I have deformed arms and limbs, no legs, and I ride around in a wheelchair?”

What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?

One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.

What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?

Rainbow road.

I could be red, I could be orange, I could be yellow, I could be green, I could be blue, I could be purple, but I would be dead.

What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?

Somewhere over the rainbow.

What’s the best kind of candy to offer at a Pride parade?

Skittles.

I'm as straight as a rainbow.

I drove my new rainbow-colored car today. For some reason, it wouldn't go straight.

All the lines on the LGBT flag are straight.

What did a gay Indian use as weapons of war?

A rain-bow.

What if you put a scared homosexual guy and an angry homophobic guy inside a stable?

Hmm, let's see, if the homosexual guy has some good luck, maybe he will meet a super unicorn and help him out to defeat the angry homophobic guy :D

What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?

"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.

What do call six gay men going in a war?

Rainbow Six Siege.

Plz look up rainbow kiss - Bill Cosby.

If I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn because they are Beautiful, Majestic, Sparkly, Bright, Gods. They create Joy and Happiness everywhere they go.

Unicorns made my life better when I got to know them more. ^-^ They filled my life with more Happiness. I believe in the Unicorns, and they'll believe in me. I am not a Unicorn, although I am the Princess of the Unicorn Land, but if I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn! :P