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Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.

Rules of Dark humor: 1. All subject matter can be used, nothing is off limits. 2. No saying "Me" or "My Life" as a joke. Nobody finds those funny. We want actual good and meaningful jokes. 3. Don't Repeat Previously Posted Jokes. If you are saying the same joke that the person right before you posted you are just begging for attention and nobody by any means likes that. I will add more in the future and be frequent on this site. - Sincerely, Zane

Three men are on a boat. They have four cigarettes, but nothing to light them with. So they throw a cigarette overboard and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.

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A blind man once told me, he smokes a lot because he has nothing to look forward. Well, let just say that I see his point.

Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it? God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!

I don't see why people these days choose their gender, there's only two it's nerf or nothing. (im just joking i honestly dont care)

Why did the orphan try to get hurt

Because than they would get surrounded with people who care about him

He looks around no one is there