Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.
Rules of Dark humor: 1. All subject matter can be used, nothing is off limits. 2. No saying "Me" or "My Life" as a joke. Nobody finds those funny. We want actual good and meaningful jokes. 3. Don't Repeat Previously Posted Jokes. If you are saying the same joke that the person right before you posted you are just begging for attention and nobody by any means likes that. I will add more in the future and be frequent on this site. - Sincerely, Zane
Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin
Chuck Norris once heard nothing can kill him. So he tracked down nothing and killed it.
Three men are on a boat. They have four cigarettes, but nothing to light them with. So they throw a cigarette overboard and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
A blind man once told me, he smokes a lot because he has nothing to look forward. Well, let just say that I see his point.
I spy with my little eye nothing because I only have two normal sized eyes.
What’s the difference between your dad and your hairline?
Nothing they both ran off
Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion? There was nothing left but de-brie.
Chuck Norris heard that nothing in the world could kill him. So he tracked down nothing in the world and killed it.
Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it? God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!
what do u say to a girl with two black eyes nothing you told her twice
I don't see why people these days choose their gender, there's only two it's nerf or nothing. (im just joking i honestly dont care)
What did the ocean say to the pirate? Nothing, It just waved.
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat. She said nothing, so I took her to Africa
They always say u r what u eat! So I’d be nothing That sounds abt right
Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping and I was starving so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times but nothing new was in their
What is white and 9 inches?
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
Why did the orphan try to get hurt
Because than they would get surrounded with people who care about him
He looks around no one is there