Chuck Norris once heard nothing can kill him. So he tracked down nothing and killed it.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.
Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender? A: Nothing! He was hung over.
You can’t be a loser if you have nothing to lose.
An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
"Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live." "1......2......3 .....4....5..." Did you noticed you said nothing at all?
What do you do when you see a sad orphan?
Nothing let them wait for their parents.
Someone stole my toilet and the police have nothing to go on.
I spy with my little eye nothing because I only have two normal sized eyes.
They said I was depressed, I should make an effort to do what I love. I had to pay a hooker for, twelve hours work. ... I felt nothing, but its was nice, being with someone who felt the same.
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat. She said nothing, so I took her to Africa
You meet the guy who invented 0, what do you tell him? Thanks for nothing!
me: "comment if you love yourself and give me a reason" friends: comments give reason me: "notice how i commented nothing day later mom: let me see your tik tok me: shows her the video mom: calls suicide JK she just beat me for posting a video on her
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.
What do skeletons hate the most about wind? Nothing, it goes right through them.
They always say u r what u eat! So I’d be nothing That sounds abt right
What did the mute man tell the blind man? Nothing
What did the orphan say to his parents, nothing cause they left him.
Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin
What did the fat man say as he entered Nagasaki?
Nothing, he just exploded.
