Are you a razor? 'Cause you make me red.
Therapy - Expensive - Years of hard work - Emotionally draining - Tough to find
Screaming in the woods - Free - Immediate relief - Scares hunters enough to leave, therefore saving innocent animals - Potential to make friends with people who are also screaming in the woods.
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
I feel wrong. What does this make us?
Still cousins.
I just overheard this but:
How do you make a party in space?
You planet.
You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.
I was making a coffee for my boss and this was the supposed recipe:
1 egg 1 tomato diced bell peppers a bag of sugar sea salt coffee beans rusted nails.
I got fired and spent the next 20 years in prison with a dude named Papa Bear.
I can make a living with the "Treat Yo self" budget.
Yet I can’t use the "Help yo self" budget.
One time, I was making a caramel apple.
When I mistook 1 gallon of caramel for 1 camel!
What did the white baby say to his Chinese parents?
"Two wongs don’t make a white."
Ever wondered how Jesus got rid of the cross that killed him?
Burned it in a hellish fire to make some firewood.
Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.
Did you hear they’re making an Elmo toy to appeal to the Tourette’s crowd?
I believe it’s called the “Tic Me Elmo.”
You're so bent and ugly that you'd make Elton John go straight!
Never give up, 'cause never gonna give you up.
Never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna desert you.
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
When God make white people he said, "FUCK I'M OUT OF PAINT!"
How do you make a trash can leak?
Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!
This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
