Make jokes
I will make a funny joke if you let me be your boyfriend. I'm 19 and I am Russian.
What do you call sex?
Making cake.
What does "A" say to "ss"?
"We are the perfect couple. We make Ass."
America is filled with MAYO MONKEYS (you could make a mayo sandwich!).
Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.
How do you make holy water?
You take it to church ⛪️
How do you quiet a baby down?
Make baby back ribs for dinner.
Old people all ways get in the way some times don't they all ways to sloow when they are in front of you and make silly exsgouses dont they it is some times beyond a joke ! Lol
Did you hear that Joe contracted Sugondese Ligma on his trip to Suggon, and now he won’t be able to make it to Saw Con?
I don't laugh at Trump.
I was taught to NEVER make fun of the mentally handicapped.
How can a man make the world safer?
By having the chop.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some DEPOSITS of RHYMES.
Why don't booties make good drummers?
They can't keep a beat without making a FART NOISE.
The point of war is not to die for your country, but to make the fresh recruit on the enemy's side die for his.
Two sticks only make a fire.
Why did the number 10 make friends with 0? Because you have $100 dollars.
Not to be rude or anything, but I'm not adopted. My boyfriend is, and some of these are really mean because sometimes their parents give them up just because they're ugly or just because of their skin color. We should stop making fun of them, and yes, I do giggle sometimes, but they can be really hurtful sometimes.
Are you a toaster? 'Cause I wanna take a bath with you.
Are you a knife? 'Cause you make me wanna KMS.
Are you a painting? 'Cause I hang you.
Are you the flu? 'Cause you make me wanna hurl.
Are you a newspaper? 'Cause you have new problems every day.
Are you the ground? 'Cause I'm six feet deep in you ;)
Your forehead's so big, Jupiter's moons look up to it.
If you shined a light on it, it would reflect and be a star in the Andromeda galaxy.
Your forehead's so big, it's the main foundation for the wall of China.
Your forehead's so big, it makes up half of the Milky Way's mass.
Your forehead's the reason why the Earth still spins.
A blind pilot walks into a plane waving his walking stick.
The passengers all look at each other in disbelief. The flight attendant gets on the PA and says,
"Ladies and gentlemen, as you can see, the captain is legally blind, but rest assured, he is one of the best pilots in the world with over six thousand successful flights."
Next the co-pilot makes his way to the plane, and he is also blind and uses his walking stick to make it to the cabin.
The flight attendant gets on the PA and says,
"Ladies and gentlemen, as you can see, the co-pilot is also blind, but rest assured, he is the second-best pilot in the world with over five thousand successful flights."
At this point, the plane begins to take off from the runway. As it gains speed, the passengers grow tenser. The plane keeps accelerating more and more, and as it approaches the end of the runway, it still hasn't left the ground. The plane is approaching the end of the runway at high speed, and the passengers scream, "Oh my God, we're all going to die!"
Suddenly, the plane takes off and begins its ascent.
The pilot turns to the co-pilot and says, "The day they stop screaming, we're screwed."