Make jokes
The person to make the first cannabinol cookbook had a wife and ate (eight) children.
Tonight I'm making a fort. I'm calling it Fortnite.
What do orphans use to make breakfast? My ass! 🤣🤣
What is red, white, and blue and makes me proud to live in this country?
The baby in the corner I choked, stabbed, and then came on.
Never trust a Justin, he is made up of atoms that make up everything.
Memes
I am a racist, and I put my milk before cereal. Well, to be honest, that was when I had milk, but one day my dad says he was going to get some... then he left.
Now when I see a black guy, I yell, "Thanks for picking the cotton to make my shirt!"
Make an ugly face in 3, 2... STOP! OMG, STOP! EWWWWW! Oh wait, that’s your normal face.
What bees make milk?
Boob bees.
Now from the top, make it drop, that's a WAP, that's a WAP.
Me: Knock, knock. You: Who's there? Me: Music. You: Music who? Answer: A guitar is a violin without a stick.
Long time since I made a joke, huh? I used a Time Machine to make this one.
I heard they're making a film about Jimmy Savile, it's a very touchy subject.
I heard the film about is so boring it puts you to sleep.
Why did the beans fuck the mum to make bouncing beans?
How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road and didn't make it.
Mozart doesn't care if Bach is better than him; at least he puts a lot of emotion [into his music and] he makes people happy.
I make chemistry jokes periodically.
Make America hate again.
I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.
I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.
When God make white people he said, "FUCK I'M OUT OF PAINT!"
How do you make a trash can leak?
Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!