Make jokes

Make an ugly face in 3, 2... STOP! OMG, STOP! EWWWWW! Oh wait, that’s your normal face.

What bees make milk?

Boob bees.

Now from the top, make it drop, that's a WAP, that's a WAP.

Me: Knock, knock. You: Who's there? Me: Music. You: Music who? Answer: A guitar is a violin without a stick.

Long time since I made a joke, huh? I used a Time Machine to make this one.

I heard they're making a film about Jimmy Savile, it's a very touchy subject.

I heard the film about is so boring it puts you to sleep.

Why did the beans fuck the mum to make bouncing beans?

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road and didn't make it.

Mozart doesn't care if Bach is better than him; at least he puts a lot of emotion [into his music and] he makes people happy.

I make chemistry jokes periodically.

Make America hate again.

I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.

I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.

When God make white people he said, "FUCK I'M OUT OF PAINT!"

How do you make a trash can leak?

Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!

What does a kid do when he's bored and he's sitting? He puts wheels on the chair and makes it a wheelchair.

Here's a tip for cow tipping from TheRussianBadger.

"So if you see Otis from Barnyard, make sure you blast his ass from a distance!"

This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.

A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.

The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."

"You should tell your parents," I replied back.

The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.

Why is willb103 so funny?!!

Because he made the joke home page!!!

What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.