Make jokes
My aunt visited and saw all of the stuff around the house my mom had kept over the years and said, "If you have something that no one likes, and it only makes people upset, or it's useless, throw it away."
The next time my aunt visited, she said, "Where is your daughter?"
My mom said, "I took your advice."
Did you hear they’re making an Elmo toy to appeal to the Tourette’s crowd?
I believe it’s called the “Tic Me Elmo.”
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana.
BORNANA
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
Why did Daveon decide to become a magician? Because he wanted to make his problems "Daveon" disappear.
Stop making 9/11 jokes. They don't land so well.
Me: You have pretty eyes.
Her: Thank you.
Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴
An orphan tried to make an app about orphans, but there was no home page.
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
Wordle be like (pt3)
Any future Wordle jokes I'll just put into one mega comp.
STUCK 💛🩶🩶🩶💛
FOLKS 🩶🩶🩶💛💚
MAKES 🩶🩶💚💚💚
YIKES 💛🩶💚💚💚
Why should you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
My boss said she would've loved to meet Bill Cosby as a child. I don't get why I'm getting arrested. I was just making sure his dream came true.
My boy is so distracted and the kids are doing great. I will be make $500000.
What makes a raccoon 🦝 very rich?
Its rings!
Aren't my egg yolks amazing? Don't they make you crack up? If not, I better scramble!
A little chimney said: "Ooooh, I think my house owner is making a fire in me! I'm about to smoke!"
The big chimney said next to him: "Well, you're too young to smoke..."
What's the same about "Make a Wish Program" and "Dark Jokes"? They never get old.
What has 4 limbs and can make a sidewalk red? Me falling from a 20 story building.
Stop making jokes about cancer... I might sound like a Karen, but it’s not fair... My mum died of cancer last month, and still I cry nearly every night 🙏🏻
Did you hear about the story of the husband who told his wife she’d look sexier with her hair back?
Apparently, that’s not a nice thing to say to cancer patients.
A young man cracked a joke about dementia to his friend on the bus. The old man sitting next to him politely asked, “Can you stop making jokes about terminal diseases?”
He replied, “Yes, I cancer.” Then he cracked tumor.
EMINEM: His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy.
WebMD: Cancer.