Donald: If I lose this election, I will leave the country.
Joe: Bi den
Joe Biden’s speeches are so motivational. In fact, I have been stuck at home these past few weeks, and his well articulated words were enough for me to muster up the courage to jump off of a 10 story building.
What are the differences between Santa and Joe Biden. The kids actually want to sit on Santa’s lap
Why couldn't Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms. Why couldn't Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms. Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her. Why couldn't Sally pick up the box? (Friend: *Some weird guess*) Because she had no arms. Why did sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. (Friend: Who's there?) Not Sally.
Joe Biden walks into the White House kitchen. "Are those brownies, I smell?", he asks. "Indeed, they are.", he was told. "Gee", he says, "they smell nothing like Girl Scouts."
Why did Joe Bidden visit Hiroshima? Because the city has the hottest prepubescent girls in the world
What’s Joe Biden’s favorite arcade game? Space Invaders
whats harder than steel? Joe bidden at a playground
I'm going to pull out your lungs faster than Joe Biden pulled troops out of Afghanistan.
3 rednecks Billy,Joe and John talk about they hobbies, they agree shooting. John says i like shooting animals. Joe says I like shooting birds. Billy says I like shooting cans. Joe and John ask "what kind of can like bear cans, pepsi cans or cola cans". Billy respond Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans and Asian Americans.
What do you call a gay threesome?
A Sloppy Joe
Best political joke....... Joe Biden
Joe mama so fat dora can't explore her
What did the baby cow say to the mommy cow when he saw a hamburger. Mommy is that Uncle Joe?
What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common? Neither of them respect boundaries.
Why is Joe Biden afraid of getting COVID? Because he'd lose his sense of smell.
My name is Joe Biden and I forgot this message.
Government Briefing:
Joe Biden had a meeting with the cabinet today...
...He also spoke to the bookcase and argued with the desk.
joe mama so fat she went wearing high heels and came back in flip flops
joe: are your mom and dad nice?
zozo: well they were until i murdered them over a bottle of pringles
joe: oh so you are an orphan, and a murderer
