Stillborn jokes

The secret to dark humor is the delivery... oh wait, the baby was stillborn.

When your baby is stillborn and you have a funeral, what song should you never play?

Alphaville - "Forever Young."

If a lawyer gives birth to a stillborn baby, is it considered a miscarriage of justice?

What's better than throwing up a stillborn?

Making your wife eat it again.

What is a similarity between a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her?

They both are thinking, "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

What starts with M and ends with arriage?

Miscarriage. Now we all know that joke never gets old, and you know what?

Neither does the child.

Abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.