Stillborn jokes

The secret to dark humor is the delivery... oh wait, the baby was stillborn.

When your baby is stillborn and you have a funeral, what song should you never play?

Alphaville - "Forever Young."

What's better than throwing up a stillborn?

Making your wife eat it again.

If a lawyer gives birth to a stillborn baby, is it considered a miscarriage of justice?

If a baby dies in the womb, is it considered suicide?

How did the orphan survive birth?

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Did you hear about the unborn fetus? Oh wait, never mind, it must have been aborted from the sight.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus?

Because it wasn't born yesterday.