Stillborn jokes
The secret to dark humor is the delivery... oh wait, the baby was stillborn.
What's better than throwing up a stillborn?
Making your wife eat it again.
If a lawyer gives birth to a stillborn baby, is it considered a miscarriage of justice?
If a baby dies in the womb, is it considered suicide?
Q. What do you call a baby born six months early?
A. A miscarriage.
Did you hear about the unborn fetus? Oh wait, never mind, it must have been aborted from the sight.
Why can't you fool an aborted fetus?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
When your baby is stillborn and you have a funeral, what song should you never play?
Alphaville - "Forever Young."
A woman delivers a baby. The doctor takes the baby and throws it, smashing it around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. The mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging, “WHYYYY!!??”. The doctor holds the baby upside down by the ankle and says, “I’m just fucking with you, it was born dead”.