Stillborn jokes
The secret to dark humor is the delivery... oh wait, the baby was stillborn.
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When your baby is stillborn and you have a funeral, what song should you never play?
Alphaville - "Forever Young."
If a lawyer gives birth to a stillborn baby, is it considered a miscarriage of justice?
What's better than throwing up a stillborn?
Making your wife eat it again.
Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.
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What starts with M and ends with arriage?
Miscarriage. Now we all know that joke never gets old, and you know what?
Neither does the child.
Abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.
Babies can spread a nasty smell,
especially when you haven't fed them for a month.