Make jokes

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" The dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your mother, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny, we'll consider her the working class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense."

The little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has soiled his diaper. The little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."

The little boy replies, "Well, while capitalism is screwing the working class, the government is sound asleep, the people are being ignored and the future is in deep shit."

Yo, stop making 9/11 jokes. My grandpa was a pilot.

What kind of bee makes milk?

Boo Bees

Wordle be like (pt3)

Any future Wordle jokes I'll just put into one mega comp.

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What do you call a singer who can't make a song?

Taylor Swift.

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing, and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says, "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence; then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says, "OK, now what?"

Huggy's so fat, Playtime Co. had to make him a monument of fatness.

When you are trying to write a speech about Columbus, don't make a joke that he was on a seafood diet because the audience might think you and Columbus were fat. You know, 'see food, eat everything.'

Explain Bear teaches us that explaining the joke makes it a billion times funnier.

I think if a woman is giving a man a handjob, it should be called "wand making".

If a woman is giving a woman a handjob, it should be called "finger pointing".

If a man is giving a man a handjob, it should be called a "self-pleasure".

I'm going to make a city just for people with special needs.

I'll call it Downtown.

I should probably stop making jokes about bulimia. They just leave a bad taste in my mouth.

Why is it so hard to make friends in Antarctica?

Because you cannot break the ice.

I thought about making a necrophilia joke, but I knew it would be a DOA.

Bro, why are you making an avalanche by that big forehead? No wonder why snow was found on Mars.

Why do dolphins live in salt water?

Because pepper water would make them sneeze!

I started a company making coffins. The slogan? 'We're dying to meet you.'

When you accidentally make your joke too dirty and get in shit from Explain Bear.

How do skyscrapers make friends?

They reach out.

If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple 'thank you' is all I need.

Not all this 'How did you get in my house?' business.