New Make Jokes

I was lying on the living room carpet the other day with my girlfriend on top of me in wings and a tutu, making out.

I called her the Fallen Angel.

I was going to make a bulimia joke, but suddenly it just felt so empty.

I should probably stop making abortion jokes.

After all, the aborted babies aren't laughing.

I don't laugh at Trump.

I was taught to NEVER make fun of the mentally handicapped.

If an Indian kid is conceived in incest, would that make them OMbred?

Wanna make out, Explain Bear?

Are you a blood bender? 'Cause you're making my blood go south🖤.

When you hear Michael Jackson talk about his "perfect 10," make sure you hide your 10-year-old son.

I’d make fun of transgender women, but that’s low hanging fruit.

While an unsuspecting father's at the office making money, this 18 year old son will spend his day in mother's cunny.

We're at the breakfast table, father eats and takes his calls, he doesn't know my mother's toes are kneading at my balls.

What did the Buddhist say to the pizza delivery boy?

"Make me one with everything."

Why should you never trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

What makes an ISIS joke funny?

The execution.

What are the basic ingredients when a cannibal makes a sandwich?

2 slices of Brad.

An old man goes to a church and is making a confession:

Man: "Father, I am 75 years old. I have been married for 50 years. All these years I had been faithful to my wife, but yesterday I was intimate with an 18-year-old."

Father: "When was the last time you made a confession?"

Man: "I never have, I am Jewish."

Father: "Then why are telling me all this?"

Man: "I’m telling everybody!"

In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples, "Only take one. God is watching." Further down the line is a pile of cookies. A little boy makes his own note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."