Make jokes

I started a company making coffins. The slogan? 'We're dying to meet you.'

When you accidentally make your joke too dirty and get in shit from Explain Bear.

How do skyscrapers make friends?

They reach out.

If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple 'thank you' is all I need.

Not all this 'How did you get in my house?' business.

Why do old people swallow popcorn kernels?

To make their cremation more entertaining when they die.

A little boy enters Michael Joseph Jackson's house with a doll, and Michael looks angrily at the boy. But the little boy says something that makes Michael jealous: "The girl is mine." Michael cries and asks the boy to leave. A child is saved, and more are, thanks to Conrad Murray and June 25th, dead pedophile day.

When prostitutes misbehave, do their pimps make them stand out on the corner with a "For Rent" sign on their crotch?

What’s the difference between anal and oral sex? Oral sex makes your day. Anal makes your hole weak.

What did the mad penis say to the vagina? “Don’t make me come in there!”

A man asks God, "Hello God, why did you make my wife so dumb?"

God replies, "So she would love you..."

I took my pony to the vet because I thought he was making a funny noise when he neighed. The vet said everything was okay and he was just a little horse.

How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?

Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.

How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?

Tell them a joke to make them smile.

Make Danielle Smith a lot lizard again!

Mom clean your room Me no it’s my room and I don’t want to clean it Mom you are nothing like Mrs. Smith’s daughter me Well I’m not Mrs. Smith’s daughter now am I you are the Worst like why are you trying to compare me with Mrs. Smith’s daughter I’m not her OK I am not her so stop Mom do you know what I pushed you out of my hula 43 minutes do not make me hate you because guess what I brought you into the world and I can take you out of it Me bro

To make tea, road, road, road, road.

Case.

The space of space, Der der.

The chosen week was chosen.

Object.

Der mezzer lakes.

I was lying on the living room carpet the other day with my girlfriend on top of me in wings and a tutu, making out.

I called her the Fallen Angel.

I was going to make a bulimia joke, but suddenly it just felt so empty.

I should probably stop making abortion jokes.

After all, the aborted babies aren't laughing.

I don't laugh at Trump.

I was taught to NEVER make fun of the mentally handicapped.