Julius Caesar is Roman? More like romaine (salad), and to make the best salad, you stab it 23 times until the Caesar salad, romaine salad, is fresh.
Caesar Salad
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen here, you uncultured swine! This joke plays on words, get it? Julius Caesar, the famous Roman dude, sounds like "Caesar salad." And how did Caesar die? Stabbed 23 times! So, it's like saying to make a good salad, you gotta stab it a bunch. Ha... ha...