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MysteryGirl

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A black and white photo shows a large group of men gathered around a giant old-fashioned camera. Text on the image says: "Making of the world's first camera". A comment below from "David" says: "Which camera took the picture of world's first camera?"

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Why this true though

A picture of Will Ferrell with text overlaying the image that reads "Sometimes, I use big words I don't always fully understand in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis."

Chri5

Guys, it isn what we thou-

A screenshot of a message thread with the text: "What if the air we breathe is really a drug that makes us see a dazed version of the world but when people take real 'drugs' and trip they see the real world and that's why they're illegal."

Inessa :)

An image of two sharks in the ocean. The smaller shark is labeled "People on the web who just wanna read and make funny jokes." The larger shark is labeled "Inappropriate comments". Below the larger shark is the name "Matt".

Erichh

A Person that puts a RickRoll in a book is actually the hero we all needed...

A page of text detailing the life and work of Niels Bohr, a prominent figure in physics.

Thw white bread

Lol me be like

The meme shows two screenshots of characters from the Simpsons. In the top frame, Moe is making a slightly confused face, and it says "Me making jokes." Below, Homer is making a disgusted face, and it says "A guy wants to date me".

minecraftsuchti

The image shows a campaign poster for Rick Astley as Prime Minister. The poster includes his picture and a list of actions that he will 'never' do. Below is a blue 'vote' button with a hand about to press it. The poster text reads 'VOTE RICK ASTLEY PRIME MINISTER HE WILL NEVER GIVE YOU UP LET YOU DOWN RUN AROUND DESERT YOU MAKE YOU CRY SAY GOODBYE TELL A LIE HURT YOU'

DreamBlue

A figure with a disproportionately large head, known as 'Stonks,' wearing a lab coat and blue gloves, holds a beaker with a red liquid in it. The text says, "7 year old me after i mix different mud with water to make a potion" and "kemist".

Inessa :)

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message asks, "are you ok", and the response is, "You ever realized that buildings dont make earth any heavier cuz all the materials were already on it.", followed by "I'm fine."

Angel_Izzy

The image shows a person with sunglasses with the text "My mom: stop making suicidal jokes. Me: don't worry it will end soon."

shaylie lol

The image shows a cartoon penguin with wide eyes, looking startled and a bit panicked, with a blurry, translucent version of itself layered behind it. Above the penguin, the text says "When a teacher walks up to you during an exam and looks at your paper then shouts 'Guys make sure you read the questions carefully.'"

ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ

The image shows a text message exchange. The first message says "ILY." The second message, in a blue bubble, says "Aww <3. Spell it out. It will make it more special." The third message says, "I'm leaving you."

Cahyani Ambara

Me all the time :

The image shows two different characters. The top panel shows Elsa from the movie Frozen with text "Girls at my school:". The lower panel shows a character resembling Gru dressed as a pink fairy princess with text "Me:". Under the two panels, it says "YOU MAKE A great fairy princess."

Heroin Monkey

The image is a comparison between a "Girlfriend" and "Uranium-235" each with a list of properties. Both are "Unstable", "Will split up on you", "Hard to find", and "Expensive". The girlfriend "Cannot be used to make atomic bomb" but the uranium can.

M3ME G0D

The image shows a man with a confused expression. The text reads: "My blood cell's reaction after seeing me tear off a scab that took them 10 hours to make."

Inessa :)

me when i realized that buildings don't make earth any heavier cuz all the materials were already used on it.

A grayscale image of a stuffed dolphin with a tie around its neck. It has a single tear under its eye. Text below says: "And they ask you how you are, and you just have to say you're fine when you're not really fine."

kanade otonokoji

HOLD UP

A chat conversation between two people. One person asks not to make 9/11 memes because their dad died in 9/11. The other person apologizes. Then, the first person says their dad was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia. Below the chat is an image of a cartoon figure with the text "hold up".

Toast ツ

The image contains two posts from the anonymous image board 4chan. The first post is by someone who was released from prison after serving four years for a bank robbery, though they pled down to aggravated assault. They now wonder what to do for work besides drive a truck. The second post replies with a plan to start a youtube channel to critique bank robberies in video games, and eventually talk about prison life to get 350k subscribers and make more money than most people.

DreamBlue

The image shows a cartoon man with orange hair and a pink shirt looking surprised with his hand on his head. The text above him says 'Me: guys, I'm broke. People: just make some money, duh.' The text below him reads 'my goodness, what an idea. why didn't i think of that.'

Kai :)

im sobbing, fruit wuz my first friend on here, and now he's gone :<

A text message screenshot saying:
"Can confirm this is me. I didn't sign in, and I won't sign in ever again. You guys are the best. Dagger, stfu. but fr tho, Dagger, you should pursue being a therapist. I believe in you, your awesome. (wrong you're on purpose) :hello:, you're a great friend. stay out of trouble. Cas/Kai, You are a genuine comedian, you make me feel good about myself, and you are very kind. Ashton, STFU. Bye ya'll. For real this time."

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