Make jokes
Do not trust atoms! They make up everything.
The waiter recommended the rug meal.
She said it was delicious, but it's a tassle to make.
Why don't Jedis make puns that often?
They usually have to force them. (I hate myself for that!)
I talked to your doctor. He said you wasn’t going to make it because your stretch marks look like pieces of bacon.
I make gay jokes because I am a gay joke.
Does this sentence make any sense?
Why is 8 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9. If you think it doesn't make sense, then it is "7 ate 9."
What did the train made of glue make?
GLUE GLUUUUUUUUUUUE!
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana. BORNANA.
Eating pork rinds, sword fightin' in pajamas at the crib playin' Fortnite with your grandma.
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.
Guys, please stop making fake accounts of me. It's not funny, and it's disrespectful of you, ok, bitch?
What do bees make milk from?
Boobees.
OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!
If your sisert makes you 100% mad, slap your siert.
How do make an adult cry?
Stab him 10000 times until the floors are red with human blood.
I wrote a few jokes:
What does a 15-year-old boy do without two hands when his parents are not at home? Well, obviously do not jerk off.
Yesterday a girl from my job invited me to her home and there I had crazy sex. I could not think that her mother is so hot.
What will happen the morning after the destruction of humanity? Duncan MacLeod makes himself breakfast.
What do you call people that make retarded jokes?
You.
Which country makes me crack the fuck up?
LAUGHghanistan.
Any singular person who makes fun of the Chinese in any of these posts is deemed a 他妈的傻逼.
Joke not up for debate.
Three boy chihuahua were hot about this girl chihuahua. She tells them, "I will date whichever one of you can use liver and cheese in the same sentence."
First dog says, "I love cheese, but liver is bland."
She replies, "Really original."
Next dog, "I love liver, but cheese makes me constipated."
She replies, "Ew, gross."
Third dog steps up, "Man, liver alone cheese mine."
Winner dog 3.