Make jokes
How do you make an emo jump?
A cliff.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.
What did the make-a-wish kid say when the Avengers turn up without Tony Stark?
"We are in the endgame now!"
Q: Why did the fly go to the hospital?
A: For the doctor to make it get "butter!"
Lol making jokes about cancer makes me feel better as a person that had cancer, it’s great!
so real
My wife of 60 years told me, "Let's go upstairs and make love."
I just sighed and said, "Choose one, I can't do both."
[God creating sharks]
God: Ok give them 3 rows of teeth.
Angel: Seems excessive but ok.
God: And make them mean as hell.
Angel: WTF y.
God: BECAUSSE I SAID SO.
Angel:...
God: And make one of the types have a hammer for a head.
Angel: Why do I still work for you?
God: Because I’m the only employer as of right now.
Make like a drum and beat it!
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
Video games don't make people violent, lag does.
Three boy chihuahua were hot about this girl chihuahua. She tells them, "I will date whichever one of you can use liver and cheese in the same sentence."
First dog says, "I love cheese, but liver is bland."
She replies, "Really original."
Next dog, "I love liver, but cheese makes me constipated."
She replies, "Ew, gross."
Third dog steps up, "Man, liver alone cheese mine."
Winner dog 3.
My pal asked me why nobody wants to eat the spaghetti he makes in his restaurant.
Well, because it's impastable.
What’s red, slimy, and makes my wife scream? Two failed abortions!
My friend told me to make more friends, so I joined a suicide cult.
I’ll be hanging with them for a while.
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parents throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes.
Me: Sorry I couldn’t make it to school yesterday, I had an appointment.
Teacher: What kind of appointment?
Me: I had an appointment with a cut day. 😈😈😈
True story.
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
A horse, a fox, and a bunny join together and make a rock band. They started doing tiny gigs, but they got famous and went on tour. They all got so famous it went to their heads, and the band disbanded. The fox made his, and the bunny made her own. The horse was sad that the band was no more, so he went to a bar, and the bartender asked why the long face?
Why do dolphins live in salt water?
Because pepper water would make them sneeze!
If you’re gonna have a gangbang, make it extreme!