Make jokes

It’s ok to yell “Kobe” after missing a shot, he didn’t make it either.

Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.

Oh . . .

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Continue.

A handicapped person was making fun of me, so I walked away.

Genie: What are your 3 wishes?

Me: Make every word 4 letters long.

Geni: Wish Gran.

Me: Make every word start with "br".

Genie: Brsh Bran.

Me: Bree: brke brer brrd brnd brth "uh".

Bruh: Bruh bruh.

Bruh: Bruh bruh bruh.

Bruh: Bruh bruh.

Stop making jokes about Kobe.

If a kid refused to go to bed, does that make them guilty of resisting a rest?

What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?

A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.

Which band doesn’t make music?

One Direction.

I went, I saw, I poop at hole. I make a portal.

I harvested indigo to make dye. I made the dye. I made a number dye. I dyed the dye. I rolled the dye. It made me die.

Stop making these, I am orphan, pls stop.

Just think, when we're getting fucked, we make our own food.

My friend just got a new house. He told me to make myself at home, so I threw him out. I hate visitors.

Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?

Because they have a hare-line.

What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? I don’t know. I was too busy wanking.

I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."

Wife: (on phone) Hi. Husband: Hey, I didn’t know dishwashers talk and make me a sandwich.

How do you make a handkerchief dance?

You put a little boogie in it.

5 4 3 2 1. I love the huge bright sun. 5 4 3 2 1. My life has just begun. Though Akeld and Unkown, make me feel alone, they want be dead, and off with my head, and all I said was... NO FRICKIN' HATIN' IN THESE COMMENTS! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

I submitted 10 puns to see if they'd make this list.

But no pun in ten did.