Make jokes
What’s the difference between anal and oral sex?
Oral sex makes your day. Anal makes your hole weak.
How do you make Indians explode? Press the red button.
Ever heard of rape jokes?
No?
Well, I'll MAKE you hear 'em!
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.
Why can you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
What happens when you make an asían girl squirt?
She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce.
Why do asses make terrible spies?
Because they always CRACK under pressure.
What kind of vegetable makes the best receptionist?
Cauliflower.
A man walks into a bar carrying a big chunk of asphalt and says to the bartender, “Make mine a double Scotch and one more for the road.”
So the other day my black friend and I were working on a group project. He was so slow so I whipped him to make him faster.
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The color orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'separate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, it's a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O
TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.
Julius Caesar & Tork Poettschke at the doctor's office:
"The doctor has now sent me the bill."
"Make him aware of his duty of confidentiality!"
When God make white people he said, "FUCK I'M OUT OF PAINT!"
Welcome to Joe's pizza, you make 'em, we bake 'em.
I'm a gay depressed person. Would that make me a happy unhappy person?
Just watched an upsetting video. Please retweet. #Stop The Make-A-Wish Foundation.
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
Why did the people get a chicken?
To make eggs.
Are you a hotdog stand? 'Cause you make my hotdog stand ;)