Suck on a finger, once bite it off, taste it, put some ketchup on it, wait, I'm making a mess, I bit it off!
Make Jokes
If I make a great joke, I will pay for it.
Do you think I can shoot a basketball?
I make it dip like water.
How can you make an Otter Pop become funny?
Take your shotgun and make an otter go "pop!"
How do you make an orphan shut up?
You tell his mom.
What did the white baby say to his Chinese parents?
"Two wongs don’t make a white."
Are you a razor? 'Cause you make me red.
Why do asscheeks make great friends?
They always stick together!
I just overheard this but:
How do you make a party in space?
You planet.
You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.
I was making a coffee for my boss and this was the supposed recipe:
1 egg 1 tomato diced bell peppers a bag of sugar sea salt coffee beans rusted nails.
I got fired and spent the next 20 years in prison with a dude named Papa Bear.
One time, I was making a caramel apple.
When I mistook 1 gallon of caramel for 1 camel!
Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.
Anyone who makes fun of Prof should go to hell.
Hey! Some idiot drew a cat on this pillar! Wait... does that make it a caterpillar?
My friend: Yo stupid.
Me: Is that right, and what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you Einstein?
My friend: *rolls eyes and says whatever.*
Me: Keep on rolling them, you might find your brain in there.
I can make a living with the "Treat Yo self" budget.
Yet I can’t use the "Help yo self" budget.
Ever wondered how Jesus got rid of the cross that killed him?
Burned it in a hellish fire to make some firewood.
I tried to get into an emo bar, but I didn't make the cut.
I have a friend of mine from school. I always see them with bangs, so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came... Their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest, that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead! :)
