Make jokes

Now from the top, make it drop, that's a WAP, that's a WAP.

Me: Knock, knock. You: Who's there? Me: Music. You: Music who? Answer: A guitar is a violin without a stick.

I make chemistry jokes periodically.

Make America hate again.

I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.

I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.

Hey! Some idiot drew a cat on this pillar! Wait... does that make it a caterpillar?

I was making a coffee for my boss and this was the supposed recipe:

1 egg 1 tomato diced bell peppers a bag of sugar sea salt coffee beans rusted nails.

I got fired and spent the next 20 years in prison with a dude named Papa Bear.

Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.

Ever wondered how Jesus got rid of the cross that killed him?

Burned it in a hellish fire to make some firewood.

I just overheard this but:

How do you make a party in space?

You planet.

You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.

I can make a living with the "Treat Yo self" budget.

Yet I can’t use the "Help yo self" budget.

One time, I was making a caramel apple.

When I mistook 1 gallon of caramel for 1 camel!

Are you a razor? 'Cause you make me red.

When God make white people he said, "FUCK I'M OUT OF PAINT!"

How do you make a trash can leak?

Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!

You're so bent and ugly that you'd make Elton John go straight!

Never give up, 'cause never gonna give you up.

Never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna desert you.

What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.

Are you a hotdog stand? 'Cause you make my hotdog stand ;)