Make jokes
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
I feel wrong. What does this make us?
Still cousins.
Are you a hotdog stand? 'Cause you make my hotdog stand ;)
You're so bent and ugly that you'd make Elton John go straight!
Never give up, 'cause never gonna give you up.
Never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna desert you.
Therapy - Expensive - Years of hard work - Emotionally draining - Tough to find
Screaming in the woods - Free - Immediate relief - Scares hunters enough to leave, therefore saving innocent animals - Potential to make friends with people who are also screaming in the woods.
Did you hear they’re making an Elmo toy to appeal to the Tourette’s crowd?
I believe it’s called the “Tic Me Elmo.”
Why are so many people making fun of people with wheelchairs?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
I will make more jokes tomorrow.
Suck on a finger, once bite it off, taste it, put some ketchup on it, wait, I'm making a mess, I bit it off!
If I make a great joke, I will pay for it.
Do you think I can shoot a basketball?
I make it dip like water.
How can you make an Otter Pop become funny?
Take your shotgun and make an otter go "pop!"
How do you make an orphan shut up?
You tell his mom.
What did the white baby say to his Chinese parents?
"Two wongs don’t make a white."
Are you a razor? 'Cause you make me red.
Why do asscheeks make great friends?
They always stick together!
I just overheard this but:
How do you make a party in space?
You planet.
You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.
I was making a coffee for my boss and this was the supposed recipe:
1 egg 1 tomato diced bell peppers a bag of sugar sea salt coffee beans rusted nails.
I got fired and spent the next 20 years in prison with a dude named Papa Bear.