Make jokes

Mozart doesn't care if Bach is better than him; at least he puts a lot of emotion [into his music and] he makes people happy.

I am a racist, and I put my milk before cereal. Well, to be honest, that was when I had milk, but one day my dad says he was going to get some... then he left.

Now when I see a black guy, I yell, "Thanks for picking the cotton to make my shirt!"

Make an ugly face in 3, 2... STOP! OMG, STOP! EWWWWW! Oh wait, that’s your normal face.

What bees make milk?

Boob bees.

Why did the beans fuck the mum to make bouncing beans?

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road and didn't make it.

I heard they're making a film about Jimmy Savile, it's a very touchy subject.

I heard the film about is so boring it puts you to sleep.

Now from the top, make it drop, that's a WAP, that's a WAP.

Me: Knock, knock. You: Who's there? Me: Music. You: Music who? Answer: A guitar is a violin without a stick.

I make chemistry jokes periodically.

Make America hate again.

I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.

I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.

What did the white baby say to his Chinese parents?

"Two wongs don’t make a white."

Why do asscheeks make great friends?

They always stick together!

I had a party the other day. I made sure there were vegan options. They make do or fuck off.

Hey! Some idiot drew a cat on this pillar! Wait... does that make it a caterpillar?

I tried to get into an emo bar, but I didn't make the cut.

I was going to make a bulimia joke, but suddenly it just felt so empty.

I took my pony to the vet because I thought he was making a funny noise when he neighed. The vet said everything was okay and he was just a little horse.

When prostitutes misbehave, do their pimps make them stand out on the corner with a "For Rent" sign on their crotch?