Make jokes

What does a kid do when he's bored and he's sitting? He puts wheels on the chair and makes it a wheelchair.

Here's a tip for cow tipping from TheRussianBadger.

"So if you see Otis from Barnyard, make sure you blast his ass from a distance!"

This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.

A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.

The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."

"You should tell your parents," I replied back.

The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.

Why is willb103 so funny?!!

Because he made the joke home page!!!

What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.

Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.

I feel wrong. What does this make us?

Still cousins.

Are you a hotdog stand? 'Cause you make my hotdog stand ;)

You're so bent and ugly that you'd make Elton John go straight!

Never give up, 'cause never gonna give you up.

Never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna desert you.

Therapy - Expensive - Years of hard work - Emotionally draining - Tough to find

Screaming in the woods - Free - Immediate relief - Scares hunters enough to leave, therefore saving innocent animals - Potential to make friends with people who are also screaming in the woods.

Did you hear they’re making an Elmo toy to appeal to the Tourette’s crowd?

I believe it’s called the “Tic Me Elmo.”

Why are so many people making fun of people with wheelchairs?

Because they can’t stand up for themselves.

I will make more jokes tomorrow.

Suck on a finger, once bite it off, taste it, put some ketchup on it, wait, I'm making a mess, I bit it off!

If I make a great joke, I will pay for it.

Do you think I can shoot a basketball?

I make it dip like water.

How can you make an Otter Pop become funny?

Take your shotgun and make an otter go "pop!"

How do you make an orphan shut up?

You tell his mom.