Produce jokes
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
Somewhere out there, a tree is tirelessly producing oxygen for BLESSEDBRIAN. I think he owes it an apology.
Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.
This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉
What do you call a red potato?
A tomato. 🍅
(I know it's cringe!)
What do you call a cow that doesn't produce any milk? An udder failure.
How do you think they found out cows produce milk?
Two kids having fun in the barn.
What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?
Glockamole.
What kind of bees produce milk?
Boobies.
Which bees produce milk?
Boobies.
Only if onions were emo, they'd cut themselves.
If you ever have a gay friend whose comatose, tell his family he/she was a fruit. Now he/she's a vegetable, at least they're still in the produce section.
Underground Fruit Association of N&C (UGFA)?
We’re bananas!
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?
Because he had a ton of sick beets.
What kind of bees produce milk? Boobees.
What kind of bee makes milk?
Boo Bees
What vegetable is good for your memory? A carrot, because the last time I had one shoved up my ass, I never forgot about it.
Producer: We need to stop testing out products on animals.
CEO: Shampoo companies do it all the time.
Fairchild Republic making the A-10 Thunder Bolt.
What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.
What did the orange say to the other orange?
I orange you glad!
Did you hear about the nun that got kicked out of the convent?
She got caught squatting on the cucumbers in the garden.