Make jokes
I was going to make a pun about math, but my answers never add up.
How do you make a blonde girl stop screaming in bed? Pull out of her.
My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better, so I sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wife's broken leg.
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
What is it called if your mom does not make it to your birth?...
An abortion.
This took a long time to make
Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?
Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.
My Xbox has been acting up lately... So I painted it black to make it run faster.
There is a similarity between my wallet and an onion.
They always make me cry.
How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?
Call and tell her about it.
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
How do you make the grass cut itself?
Make it depressed.
How do u make a sausage roll?
Push it down the hill.🍆
How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it, then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF!"
How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW!"
I’d make a joke to Fetty Wap on this, but there’s only a 50/50 chance he’ll SEE this.
Why did the toilet paper not make it across the road?
Because it got stuck in the crack.
3 men go to hell. Satan says if you can question me and I can't answer, you go to heaven.
The first man asks if Satan knew how to make computers. He goes to hell. The next man asks if he knew how to make furniture. He goes too. The third man pokes a ton of holes in a bottle cap and farts in the bottle, asks Satan where the fart came from. Satan said every possible answer and the man pointed to his butthole and said "nope this one"😂
Johnny, make a joke. The joke is you because Little Johnny has a sense of humor because you're an idiot.
Russian Santa Claus- You better watch out, You better not cry, cause if you do I will stab your fucking eye, Russian Santa Claus does not fuck around. He's making a list, He's checking it twice... You better leave out some Vodka with ice!
God needed an extra two hands to make your fat ass of a mother.
I finally asked my deadbeat dad what makes him happy. His answer? He hasn't gotten back to me.