I tried to explain to my 4 year old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. – But he’s still making fun of me.

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Why do people make fun of crippled people? Because they can’t stand up for themselves

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What do you do with epileptic lettuce? – You make a seizure salad.

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Why should you not make fun of a crippled person?

Because he can’t stand the jokes.

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I only believe in 12.5% of everything the Bible says. – Which makes me an eighth theist.

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What did Captain Picard say when he brought his sewing machine to the repairman? – “Make it sew.”

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My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic. – But if I’m going to have sex, it’s going to be on my own Accord.

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What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?

Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.

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How does Moses make his coffee?

Hebrews it.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten tickles.

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How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it.

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Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese. – He wants to make America grate again.

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I’ve just been fired from the clock making factory after all those extra hours I put in.

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Where do you learn to make ice cream? – Sundae school.

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What sound does a 747 make when it bounces?

Boeing boeing boeing.

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Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze.

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How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer?

Because she can clean her crack and sell it again.

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How do you make 7 an even number? Take the s out!

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I don’t trust atoms.

They make up everything.

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How do you make holy water?

You take normal water, and boil the hell out of it.

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How do you make an octopus laugh?

You give it ten-tickles.

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Yo mama is so ugly she makes the devil read the bible

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You guys should be ashamed of yourselves, making fun of the disabled. After all they can’t stand up for themselves

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