I tried to explain to my 4 year old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. – But he’s still making fun of me.

How do you make an octopus laugh?

You give it ten-tickles.

I don’t trust atoms…They always make stuff up…

Why cant two chinese people have a white baby ?

Because two wongs dont make a white

Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese. – He wants to make America grate again.

What do you do with epileptic lettuce? – You make a seizure salad.

I’ve just been fired from the clock making factory after all those extra hours I put in.

Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you’ve ever tasted.

How do you make holy water?

You take normal water, and boil the hell out of it.

Why should you not make fun of a crippled person?

Because he can’t stand the jokes.

What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?

Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.

Why does everyone at school make fun of the cripples kid. Because he can’t stand up for himself.

Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.

Then they call me ugly and poor

Why do people make fun of crippled people? Because they can’t stand up for themselves

Teacher: Kids what are something you have that make you happy? Kid 1: I have my family to make me happy. Kid 2: I have my friend to make me happy. Teacher: What about you Sean? Sean: I have to take pills to make me happy…

Q:How do you make a door cry A:Twist it’s knob

Where do you learn to make ice cream? – Sundae school.

Dont trust atoms they make up everything.

How do you make 7 an even number? Take the s out!

What sound does a 747 make when it bounces?

Boeing boeing boeing.

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