I tried to explain to my 4 year old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. – But he’s still making fun of me.

I’ve just been fired from the clock making factory after all those extra hours I put in.

Why does everyone at school make fun of the cripples kid. Because he can’t stand up for himself.

Why cant two chinese people have a white baby ?

Because two wongs dont make a white

How do you make holy water?

You take normal water, and boil the hell out of it.

If you give a gator a GPS, does that make it a navigator?

How do you make an octopus laugh?

You give it ten-tickles.

Dont trust atoms they make up everything.

Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese. – He wants to make America grate again.

You take care of chickens. Does that make you a chicken tender?

What does Nike and KKK have in common? They both make black people run faster

What do you do with epileptic lettuce? – You make a seizure salad.

Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you’ve ever tasted.

How do you make 7 an even number? Take the s out!

Why should you not make fun of a crippled person?

Because he can’t stand the jokes.

I don’t trust atoms…They always make stuff up…

If i’m the night guard at the Samsung store, does that make me a… guardian of the galaxy?

Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.

Then they call me ugly and poor

Where do you learn to make ice cream? – Sundae school.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

They can never make it home