Did you guys see on the news where they arrested that pervert at the Michaels Crafts store?? He was running around completely naked and had sprinkled glitter all over his testicles. I guess it was pretty nuts.
I was talking to a close friend that was Islamic.
He said he was being shipped to an amazing training.
I asked “where are you going”
He said “Camp Bin Laden”
I asked “what do they do there”
He answered “they got bomb training and hand to hand combat training. Plus the got arts and crafts.”
I asked “what do you mean by arts and crafts?”
He said “see this towel on my head” I nodded “I made it out of boxer jokes”