maxi

I make jokes and sometimes I’m funny
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Why didn’t the train kill nine families of four?

Because he had no loco-MOTIVE. AHAHAH

Did you hear that Joe contracted Sugondese Ligma on his trip to Suggon, and now he won’t be able to make it to Saw Con?

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Are there any girls here?” The bartender says, “No, only women.” The man then leaves.

JFK and Abe Lincoln were some of the most open-minded presidents ever.