Why didn’t the train kill nine families of four?
Because he had no loco-MOTIVE. AHAHAH
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I make jokes and sometimes I’m funny
I'm adopted :[
Did you hear that Joe contracted Sugondese Ligma on his trip to Suggon, and now he won’t be able to make it to Saw Con?
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Are there any girls here?”
The bartender says, “No, only women.”
The man then leaves.
JFK and Abe Lincoln were some of the most open-minded presidents ever.