Made Jokes

In a world of feline folly, There lived a cat with a secret, A taste for adventure and mischief, And a love for KFC's golden treat.

With eyes like emerald jewels, And fur as black as night, This feline prowled the streets, In search of a savory delight.

Oh, how it yearned for chicken, Crispy and finger-lickin' good, But the cat knew it had to be sly, To satisfy its craving like it should.

Through alleyways it stealthily tiptoed, With nimble paws and a stealthy glide, Until it stumbled upon a secret, That made its hunger amplified.

A stash of KFC's golden eggs, Hidden away from prying eyes, An accidental treasure trove, A feast fit for a feline paradise.

With each stolen egg devoured, The cat's satisfaction grew, The taste of crispy breading, And juicy chicken, it knew.

Word soon spread of this food bandit, A legend of a cat so bold, Whispers echoed through the town, Of the one who stole the KFC gold.

But the cat with the KFC get eggs, Remained a mystery to all, A phantom of the night it became, Leaving no trace, no trail to recall.

And so, it continues its nightly quest, For chicken that satisfies its soul, The cat with the KFC get eggs, Forever on the prowl, never to be controlled.

my sister said downlaod amoug us on my ipad so i did then she teached me to play then she told me a code and told me where to put it and i typed in the code then she was the imposter and i was a crewmate so i was sticking with her and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.

A man was reported stealing a bar of soap from a corner store. The police concluded that he made a clean getaway.

My life is meaningless that i made a crime just to get shot 0-0 This is not a joke this is just about death...

Gwen are u made at me? Cause that was a faker. Like the faker gwen?

POV: a person made you mad but your Chinese and they have a cat. " CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."

Damn, the guy who made the Whip/ Nae Nae song really made his cousin go Silento

Why did sellwood git named? It is made of wood that got sold.

the last time i ever made a joke was just now.

Your mama so old she made a book bigger than the bible about her life

Did you hear about the bad joke? No? It hasn't been made up yet. HAHAHAHAHAHA

there was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time) so i said i made a chemical reaction with his mom last night reaction with

Why can't micheal Jackson play baseball. He made a hit and run

Where are fart bombs made?

Old peoples arses!

Yo mama so fat, when she was just there she made the whole earth go back to the ice age

little Johnny likes to play with toy guns little Johnny paints them black little Johnny went to a gun store little johnny made a big mess the cemitary people were getting paid.