Danger

Danger Jokes

They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day, well not if its poisoned.

then the antidote becomes the most important

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In the average room, there are about 2,894,638 items that Chuck Norris can use to kill you, including the room itself.

How is having fun with a prostitute like bungee jumping?

You’re dead if the rubber breaks.

Rape can happen to anybody, so I think I will continue taking the short cut home through the dark alleyways wearing barely anything and walk really close to bushes

If I place a slide on the edge of a cliff or a really high building, would going down it be considered suislide?

Asking for a friend.

My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf....ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v

My girlfriend lives a few miles away from me. The other night, she called me at around 3 AM. She was terrified. She said that there were two armed gunmen in her apartment. With all that adrenaline going through my system, it made it hard to go back to sleep.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Several people get up and leave, realizing the potential danger in the situation.

What do cigarettes and hamsters have in common?

They can both be dangerous when you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.