Student: 503 bricks are on a plane. 1 falls off. How many are left?

Teacher: 502.

Student: How do you put an elephant in a fridge?

Teacher:No you can’t fit an elephant in a fridge!!

Student: Just open door, put elephant in, close door.

Student: How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?

Teacher: open door,put giraffe in, close door

Student: no! Open door, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close door.

Student: The Lion King is having a B-day party. All the animals are there, except one. Which one? Teacher: let me guess the lion?

Student: No!The giraffe because He’s in a fridge.

Teacher: WOW!

Student: Sally has to get across a large river home to many alligators. They are very dangerous, but Sally swims across safely. How?

Teacher: Sally stepped on the alligators mouth?

Student:The gators are at the party.

Student: But Sally dies anyway. Why?

Teacher:She drowned?!

Student: no! She got hit in the head by a flying brick.

What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag

One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries

A Horse walks into a bar. Several people get up and leave, realizing the potential danger in the situation.

what is the most dangerous mountain? kill-a-man-jaro

What do cigarettes and hamsters have in common?

They can both be dangerous when you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

What is more dangerous than Russian gangs?

Russian malls

what’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag ones plastic and dangerous to play with the other is to carry groceries.

what’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a carrier bag? One is plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other is a carrier bag.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?

ones made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with, the other one carries your shopping.

what do you get when the queen fart a noble gas… what do you get when a dino farts a blast from the past… why are ninja farts so dangerous they are silent but deadly L O


What weighs 5 oz and is very dangerous.

A sparrow with a machine gun, of course!

If you thought other people’s puns are bad well you should sea mine.

How can you tell if a polish woman is on the rag? One of her socks are missing! What danger does this put them in? Toxic Sock Syndrome!

whats green and is dangerous