I googled "How to start a wildfire." I got 48,500 matches.
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day, well not if its poisoned.
then the antidote becomes the most important
In the average room, there are about 2,894,638 items that Chuck Norris can use to kill you, including the room itself.
How is having fun with a prostitute like bungee jumping?
You’re dead if the rubber breaks.
If I place a slide on the edge of a cliff or a really high building, would going down it be considered suislide?
Asking for a friend.
Where did jonny go during the bombing Everywhere
Give a man a match he'll be warm for a while but set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Rape can happen to anybody, so I think I will continue taking the short cut home through the dark alleyways wearing barely anything and walk really close to bushes
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf....ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
Why should you wary of stairs? -- Because they are always up to something.
What is more dangerous than Russian gangs?
Russian malls
Me: Stepping on a scale to weigh myself. Everyone else in the minefield...
what did the pedophile say to the kid. "roses are red ,my name is dan ,i have a gun get in the van"
My girlfriend lives a few miles away from me. The other night, she called me at around 3 AM. She was terrified. She said that there were two armed gunmen in her apartment. With all that adrenaline going through my system, it made it hard to go back to sleep.
A Horse walks into a bar. Several people get up and leave, realizing the potential danger in the situation.
A cow went into a pride of lion’s territory?
Since that moment he knew his life was on stake
Is it normal my emo cousins hobby is tying himself to train tracks.
1 minute silence for those who still think thoughts can't kill you.
what is the most dangerous mountain? kill-a-man-jaro
What do cigarettes and hamsters have in common?
They can both be dangerous when you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.
