Made jokes
I live in a world made of cheese. Someone stubbed their toe and screamed, "Cheese-its, Christ!"
If I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn because they are Beautiful, Majestic, Sparkly, Bright, Gods. They create Joy and Happiness everywhere they go.
Unicorns made my life better when I got to know them more. ^-^ They filled my life with more Happiness. I believe in the Unicorns, and they'll believe in me. I am not a Unicorn, although I am the Princess of the Unicorn Land, but if I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn! :P
If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?
Your mom is so ugly that she made a mirror shatter.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd jump!
Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.
Yo mama so gay that she made left and right turn straight.
My mom said she would miss me if I committed suicide, so we made it double.
outside lmao.
-inside gang sucks. This joke was made by outside gang.
I wanted to have sex, but I share a room with my brother, so we made a code. "Tomato" for faster, and "cheese" for more, and I shouted, "Tomato, tomato, cheese, cheese." My brother said, "Stop making sandwiches, you're getting mayo on my bed!"
Yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
What made his beats so bad?
His name.
Son: Hey dad, why is my name Canada?
Dad: Because you were made there.
Mum: We haven't been to Canada.
Dad: Hol' up a minute.
What made people mad?
Planes in Fortnite Battle Royale!
What do you do when you made a misteak?
You do some yoga 🧘♀️ and say, "Namaaa steak."
if an atom makes up everything im still suprised how it made ur mom
If Joey Deacon made his own company, it would be called The Joey Deacon Company; Walt Disney should have a run for its money.
P.S. The Joey Deacon Pictures logo would have some autistic people making noises to "When You Wish Upon A Star", with the castle being the Blue Peter ship instead.
Clarie: I don't even care if it was a joke he made on me, you and Karlen, and if you think I'm getting over it, then you must have an oatmeal for a brain.
Jordan: Clarie ... you are so sensitive when she tells a little joke about you, me, and Karlen.
Clarie: It was painful!
Jordan: Who cares? I laughed. Ben is not a bad person, okay, calm down.
Clarie: Ben is a bad person. We are making friends with a bully/thug, but you say that he is not a "bad person", my mom is going to kill me if she finds out that I am hanging out with those kinds of people!
Jordan: Then don't tell her! Listen, I need you, give Ben a chance! Please?
Clarie: Shush, Karlen is coming!
Karlen: Hey guys, that Ben guy for sure has a way of saying words, I wish I could hurt him!!
Dolls have wigs made of mohair, cancer patients have wigs of no hair.
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?
'Cause he made his home run.