Made jokes

I used to have a phobia of pogo sticks. Those things always made me jump.

The only joke my dad ever made was me.

My friend was pissed off with me. I was sniffing his sister's knickers. It was worse that they were still on her. It was worse the family were there. It made the rest of her funeral really awkward.

Last week, I made a joke about leftists. Now it is time for me to take shots at the right, and then I will move on to centrists. But I just said the same thing twice.

I got up one day; my neighbor was in my house and was going to take me and my mom out. I showed my mom and my neighbor a trick. They both liked it. I asked my neighbor, "Do you know any tricks?" He said, "Yes, in matter of fact, I could tell you what your mom had for breakfast." I said, "How?" Well, my neighbor licked my mom's ass and ate her pussy out in front of me. He told me my mom had pancakes. So we were in the car; I asked my neighbor, "How did you know what my mom had pancakes for breakfast?" My neighbor said, "Well, that is what your mom made me while we were waiting for you to get up."

What did God say when he made the Black human? Oh no, I burnt another one!

What was the worse purchase America ever made?

Spending billions on two rice cookers in 1945.

What do boobs and toys have in common?

They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.

What was the first man made out of? Adams! (Atoms)

A girl asked her mom, "Why is my name Walmart?"

Her dad replied and said, "Because that’s where you were made."

Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.

Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!

Why won't my boyfriend eat my pie? His brother made it.

How did the guys with Down syndrome split the dinner bill? They all made a down payment.

I had a party the other day. I made sure there were vegan options. They make do or fuck off.

- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"

- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.

- Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.

- Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.

I made a deal with Satan. I would get a free pass to hell if I serve as a demon lord. So, see you guys at the end of times!

If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, I’d be more broke than the rap haters.

A blind man had an argument with a man in a wheelchair. The man in a wheelchair made fun of him saying, "look, there's a spider." The blind man simply said, "Step on it."

Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.