A German went to France for a holiday and here is the scene. French border staff asked, "Occupation?" The German replied, "No, no, no, just visiting."
I didn't come into the prostitution business... It came into me.
why did the hooker quit her job?
she had a nut allergy
what do a fisherman and a prostitute have in common
they're both hookers
If you ever feel useless... Just remember that If you ever feel useless...
Just remember that it took the US 4 presidents, Trillions of dollars, thousands of lives, and 20 years to replace the Taliban with...
the Taliban
What do you call a guy whose hand is up a horse's butt?
An Amish Mechanic.
Why do Orphans become Hookers? They can call someone daddy.
What's a spider-man’s dream job? Web developer
I work with animals!! What do you do? I’m a butcher
What do a pimp and a farmer have in common? They both need a hoe to stay in business
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?
“because they always wanted a daddy”
First date be like:
Me: I work with animals every day.
Her: Oh, how sweet! What is it exactly that you do with them?
Me: I'm a butcher.
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Mom can I be a fire fighter when i grow up Mom: oh you wont grow up caillou
My aunt worked as a human cannon ball
I'm not sure if she was good at it until she got fired
"I work with animals," a man said on his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who works with animals. Where do you work?" At the butcher shop"
Age is just a number Police are just people Jail is just a room
Did you hear of my new job as a can crusher. Its [SODAPRESSING]
FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA, PALESTINE WILL BE FREE. MY NAME SHOWS IT ALL IF YOU CAN'T SEE, IDC AT ALL, YOU CAN BAN ME. BUT LET ME TELL YOU ONE THING, WITHOUT GOD, ISR-EL IS NOTHING. SO LET ME SAY IT AGAIN, ONE LAST TIME, FREE FREE PALESTINE!
