A German went to France for a holiday and here is the scene. French border staff asked, "Occupation?" The German replied, "No, no, no, just visiting."
I didn't come into the prostitution business... It came into me.
why did the hooker quit her job?
she had a nut allergy
If you ever feel useless... Just remember that If you ever feel useless...
Just remember that it took the US 4 presidents, Trillions of dollars, thousands of lives, and 20 years to replace the Taliban with...
the Taliban
what do a fisherman and a prostitute have in common
they're both hookers
What do you call a guy whose hand is up a horse's butt?
An Amish Mechanic.
Why do Orphans become Hookers? They can call someone daddy.
What's a spider-man’s dream job? Web developer
What’s the best part about being a circumcision doctor? The pay is good and you also get to keep the tips
I work with animals!! What do you do? I’m a butcher
What do a pimp and a farmer have in common? They both need a hoe to stay in business
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?
“because they always wanted a daddy”
My mom told me that she got a new job & I don't have to leave the house. Then my mom told all my customers are the men that live in our neighborhood Then I ask what is your job call. My mom said job hand, then I said job and or is hand job . My mom said yeah that it. My mom said I;m good at my job that why all the males are always knocking at the door.
My aunt worked as a human cannon ball
I'm not sure if she was good at it until she got fired
What does a gynecologist and delivery driver driver have in common? Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box
First date be like:
Me: I work with animals every day.
Her: Oh, how sweet! What is it exactly that you do with them?
Me: I'm a butcher.
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Mom can I be a fire fighter when i grow up Mom: oh you wont grow up caillou
"I work with animals," a man said on his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who works with animals. Where do you work?" At the butcher shop"
