Occupation jokes
Orphan: I want to be a relator.
Teacher: Why?
Orphan: Because I never had one in my childhood.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To make some DOUGH while he dropped his beats!
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some fresh beets!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the studio?
Because he was digging for those UNDERGROUND BEATS!
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Poor guy really needs some space.
Him: I work with animals all day.
Her: Awwww what do you do?
Him: I'm a pornstar.
What is the postman's favorite fruit?
Water-mail-on.
Who answers the door at the peanut mansion?
The peanut butler.
Why did the scarecrow get an award? He was outstanding in his field. Okay, I'll admit it's corny.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
What did the farmer who lost his tractor say?
*waits 25 seconds*
"I lost my tractor!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Saucy
Why did Santa go to work? Because he was just trying out the work! 😂😂
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS.
There was a cleaning lady with a vacuum cleaner. She sucked!
What do the initials UAW stand for?
United Awesome Whores.
Why can’t a blind person be a teacher? Because they can’t control their pupils.
Why don't cows make good policemen?
Because they refuse to go on steak-outs!