Occupation jokes
What do you call a policeman/farmer?
A farmer in blue!
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the stage at the performance?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.
What did the janitor think when he was mopping the 101st floor?
The 102nd.
Twin monks who ring the church bells died.
Now they are dead ringers. :)
The median salary of a clown is $36,763. And yet, here you are, doing it for free.
I have said a ton of jokes in my lifetime.
But I got fired from that job.
Your hairline is so bent that Bob the Builder couldn't fix it.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his DENTAL FLOW checked.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
M.C. Grill
Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot ;(
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get their FILLINGS fixed.
A chemical store burned down, and the firefighter just stood there, but at the end, the store fire just went out by itself. But the store owner still got angry.
Store owner: Why didn't you take out the fire?
Firefighter: Yeah, but it went out by itself.
Store owner: But still, why?
Firefighter: Your chemical store sells H20.
Store owner: Oh, I get it now!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Trout.
Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.
Why did the rapper get a job at the bank?
Because he wanted to make some rap deposits!
¿Qué hizo el cartero enojado?
Estampó su feeeeeeet!!!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because he had too many FILL-INS.
A bowman walked into a throne room, and he bowed to him.
What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?
Pokémon!