When I was a kid I used to read a lot. I mainly grew up reading stories by Shakespeare, especially the story Romeo & Juliet. That one in particular taught me a valuable life lesson. It taught me to not be surprised when my girlfriend killed herself.

I’m taking a taking a guitar lesson at school, my band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar, i Asked him if that was a fret

Why was Stephen Hawking disappointed when he got his Christmas present? It was singing lessons.

sing in music lesson i want to die, i want to die, i want to choke myself, break my neck and die.

i’m taking a guitar lesson at school, my band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar, i Asked him if that was a fret

Yesterday, my daughter was playing in the garden when I saw her kill a butterfly. So to teach her a lesson, I said, “Just for that you don’t get any butter for a month.”

Today in the kitchen, she killed a cockroach. I said, “Nice try.”

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