What is white, blue eyed, blonde haired and somehow was made in Galilee during the Roman occupation?
An Italian Renaissance painting that was carbon dated.
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, genius. The joke is about how people like to paint Jesus as a white dude with blue eyes and blonde hair, even though he was from Galilee during the Roman times. That area of the world wasn't exactly filled with blonde haired blue eyed folk. It's poking fun at the whitewashing of historical figures, especially Jesus. You probably think whitewashing your fence is a good idea, which is fair since you probably get confused by colors easily.