Made jokes

I have a cow over at my house spending the night with me because she has been out in the streets homeless and poor, so my family forced it to come and live with me at my place.

The cow asks me, "Where do I keep all the dairy items like the milk, cheese, yogurt, and meat?" I tell her, "In the refrigerator! Where do you think I keep them, on the farm with all the rest of those cows?"

That night we had to share a room and sleep in the same damn bed. Then she started getting high and drank some cow wine with titty milk, and it made her shit all over the bed.

Never trust a Justin, he is made up of atoms that make up everything.

I'm an orphan, please stop it. It's not nice and it made me cry.

Orphan jokes aren't to be made fun of.

They're just aimed at older audiences. Oh wait.

THEY AREN'T EVEN OLDER AGES.

A girl asked her mom, "Why is my name Walmart?"

Her dad replied and said, "Because that’s where you were made."

A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)

I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂

I made a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. Sadly, all of them don't work.

Long time since I made a joke, huh? I used a Time Machine to make this one.

Damn, the guy who made the "Whip/Nae Nae" song really made his cousin go Silento.

They made a movie about 9/11.

It was a big hit.

Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!

Did you hear about the bad joke? No? It hasn't been made up yet. HAHAHAHAHAHA

There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.

Why is willb103 so funny?!!

Because he made the joke home page!!!

Little Johnny likes to play with toy guns.

Little Johnny paints them black.

Little Johnny went to a gun store.

Little Johnny made a big mess.

The cemetery people were getting paid.

My life is so meaningless that I committed a crime just to get shot. 0-0

This is not a joke; this is just about death...

Your mama is so old, she made a book bigger than the Bible about her life.

Gwen, are you mad at me? Cause that was a faker.

Like the faker Gwen?

My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.

Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.

Where are fart bombs made?

Old people's arses!