Made jokes

Your nana gay, just like you, and you're made of atoms, nerd.

What do boobs and toys have in common?

They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.

Your sister is so ugly that she made an onion cry.

A toddler was giving her daddy a tea party.

She brought him a little cup of "tea" which was just water, of course. After several cups of tea, her Mom came home. Dad made her wait in the living room to watch his little Princess bring him a cup of tea, because it was, "Just the cutest thing!" Mom waited, and sure enough, here she come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy. She watches him drink it up and then says, "You know the only place she can reach water, is the toilet!"

I made a deal with Satan. I would get a free pass to hell if I serve as a demon lord. So, see you guys at the end of times!

I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.

Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.

If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?

Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.

Why won't my boyfriend eat my pie? His brother made it.

You're so ugly that you made Hitler commit suicide.

Orphan jokes aren't to be made fun of.

They're just aimed at older audiences. Oh wait.

THEY AREN'T EVEN OLDER AGES.

Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.

Your mama is so old, she made a book bigger than the Bible about her life.

"Rapeboat" so fat it made yo momma look thin.

- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"

- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.

- Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.

- Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.

I made this one up myself just now.

Stephen Hawking would be a good pilot because the aircraft would be the first to take off and land in autopilot.

Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?

Because it was made by the same company that made their life decisions.

A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.

IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!

Every Cobra Kai joke that was made, it's just me.