Made jokes

Never trust a Justin, he is made up of atoms that make up everything.

Long time since I made a joke, huh? I used a Time Machine to make this one.

I'm an orphan, please stop it. It's not nice and it made me cry.

A girl asked her mom, "Why is my name Walmart?"

Her dad replied and said, "Because that’s where you were made."

Orphan jokes aren't to be made fun of.

They're just aimed at older audiences. Oh wait.

THEY AREN'T EVEN OLDER AGES.

A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)

I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂

I made a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. Sadly, all of them don't work.

A man was reported stealing a bar of soap from a corner store. The police concluded that he made a clean getaway.

Damn, the guy who made the "Whip/Nae Nae" song really made his cousin go Silento.

POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."

If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, I’d be more broke than the rap haters.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

For when he made it RAIN in the club.

The last time I ever made a joke was just now.

Your mama is so old, she made a book bigger than the Bible about her life.

They made a movie about 9/11.

It was a big hit.

There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.

Did you hear about the bad joke? No? It hasn't been made up yet. HAHAHAHAHAHA

Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!

My life is so meaningless that I committed a crime just to get shot. 0-0

This is not a joke; this is just about death...

Little Johnny likes to play with toy guns.

Little Johnny paints them black.

Little Johnny went to a gun store.

Little Johnny made a big mess.

The cemetery people were getting paid.