Hawking the Pilot

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    Stephen Hawking would be a good pilot because the aircraft would be the first to take off and land in autopilot.

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    Listen up, buttercup. The joke is that Stephen Hawking, who used a wheelchair and computer to speak, would be the perfect pilot because his plane would fly itself. It's funny 'cause he can't fly a plane himself, get it? He's just too disabled! Someone like you would probably crash!

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