How Babies Are Made

Do you know how babies are made? The boy puts his penis in the girl's butt and goes up and down for ten minutes. Then the girl takes a pregnancy test, and if it says no, then you keep doing it until she is pregnant.

The boy will lick the girl down there, and she will put his penis in her mouth and suck it. Then he will spit on his hand and rub it on her boobs and lick/suck them.

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Listen up, buttercup. This joke is trying to be about how babies are made. It's got some very wrong ideas about the whole process. Putting things where they don't belong and skipping key steps. You know, like how you skipped learning basic biology.

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Uh it's not the butt

It’s the butthole

Ok smart alic but hole gosh you a Karen

Excuse her language

It's the front not back of the woman, that's all I know

What ????

I don't get it...

How is this a joke?

It really isn't

Olivia also know as liv typed that last night we are having a sleepover.

Oof, and I thought she was a Christian too