How Babies Are Made

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Do you know how babies are made? The boy puts his penis in the girl's butt and goes up and down for ten minutes. Then the girl takes a pregnancy test, and if it says no, then you keep doing it until she is pregnant.

The boy will lick the girl down there, and she will put his penis in her mouth and suck it. Then he will spit on his hand and rub it on her boobs and lick/suck them.

Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. This joke is trying to be about how babies are made. It's got some very wrong ideas about the whole process. Putting things where they don't belong and skipping key steps. You know, like how you skipped learning basic biology.

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  • Comments (13)

  • Uh it's not the butt

    It’s the butthole

    Ok smart alic but hole gosh you a Karen

    Excuse her language

    It's the front not back of the woman, that's all I know

    What ????

    I don't get it...

    How is this a joke?

    It really isn't

    Olivia also know as liv typed that last night we are having a sleepover.

    Oof, and I thought she was a Christian too

    Don't do it in the butt as that is where lawyers come from.

    Stingy Spider Monkey

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