Made jokes
Your mama is so old, she made a book bigger than the Bible about her life.
If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, I’d be more broke than the rap haters.
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it was made by the same company that made their life decisions.
You're so ugly that you made Hitler commit suicide.
Every Cobra Kai joke that was made, it's just me.
Last week, I made a joke about leftists. Now it is time for me to take shots at the right, and then I will move on to centrists. But I just said the same thing twice.
Morbius is definitely one of the movies ever made. One of the movies of all time.
Why is willb103 so funny?!!
Because he made the joke home page!!!
Why did Sellwood get named?
It is made of wood that got sold.
My father can take a joke because he made one.
Japan takes credit for creating the rice cooker, but they forgot the USA made the largest one in 1945 and sent it to Japan.
Who knows? Maybe the end of the world will be made in China too.
Whoever made WorstJokesEver is going to hell.
Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprimand the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said, “Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that.”
Little Johnny looked up and replied, “Well, Ms Smith, you can’t say you weren’t warned!”
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
if an atom makes up everything im still suprised how it made ur mom
Did you hear about the bad joke? No? It hasn't been made up yet. HAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: Mom, if Adam and Eve are white, then how were slaves made?
Mom: Well, Eve and the monkey fucked each other.
Me: Oh, okay.
Goes to school.
Teacher: How were humans made?
Me: Eve fucked the monkeys.
Teacher: 😑