I got a ps5 for my brother, best trade i've ever made
I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn't have a homepage.
So my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 17 years ago, but they didn't actually tell me the joke.
My friend got mad when he caught me smelling his sister's panties. I don't know why he was mad, maybe because she was wearimg them, or because his whole family was watching. Either way it made the funeral a bit awkward.
People claim that Trump has Russian ties.
FAKE NEWS!
All of Trump's ties are made in China.
My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. It just made her more upset. She screamed at me, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”
I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping up onions which made me cry.
Onions was a good dog.
Son: Dad? Why is mommy no longer with us? Dad: Why did the chicken cross the road? Son:why? Dad: To get to the other side but your mother only made it about halfway
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction".
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? One's made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries.
What made me laugh?
The fact that my life is a joke:")
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn't have a home page.
Son: Dad, why did name my sister Paris? Dad: Because she was made there. Son: Thanks, Dad. Dad: You're welcome, Backseat.
I'm made with depression and extra anxiety, then a side of gay and a sprinkle of emo.
I made a video game about a depressed self-harming goth. It's mostly unskippable cutscenes though.... :/
Ya know, Kobe made a real impact on the earth!
When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”
Guy: My life is like a game, I should end it.
Guy 2: Is it a hard life?
Guy: Yup
Guy 2: Then you can't kill yourself LOL
Guy 3: Hold on, I know a cheat code to finish the "game"
Once again, RIP Daniel Kyre, he actually died this day five years ago.
He attempted suicide Sep 16, and was in life support, till his parents made the tough decision of taking him off.
We will miss ya bud..... (cyndagoooooooo)
little johnny got detention because when he was walking to lunch he saw a bowl of apples and there was a note on it and it said take 1 god is watching. He continues walking and sees a bowl of cookies that said take 1 please so little johnny made his own note and he wrote take as many cookies as you want god is watching the apples
