Made jokes
Why did Sellwood get named?
It is made of wood that got sold.
Little Johnny likes to play with toy guns.
Little Johnny paints them black.
Little Johnny went to a gun store.
Little Johnny made a big mess.
The cemetery people were getting paid.
My father can take a joke because he made one.
Your mama is so old, she made a book bigger than the Bible about her life.
I had a party the other day. I made sure there were vegan options. They make do or fuck off.
You're so ugly that you made Hitler commit suicide.
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
Every Cobra Kai joke that was made, it's just me.
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it was made by the same company that made their life decisions.
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.
Damn, the guy who made the "Whip/Nae Nae" song really made his cousin go Silento.
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, I’d be more broke than the rap haters.
Last week, I made a joke about leftists. Now it is time for me to take shots at the right, and then I will move on to centrists. But I just said the same thing twice.
Whoever made WorstJokesEver is going to hell.
What is Uludağ made from? Dog pee!
Hey girl, are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.
If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?
Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.