What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn't have a home page.
Son:mom can i borrow 50$?
Mom:What NO WAY what do you think money grows on trees?
SOn:mom what is money made of
Mom:paper
Son:where does paper come from?
Mom: . . .
I once made a belt out of clocks. It was a waist of time.
What was the Worse Purchase America ever made?
Spending Billions on Two Rice Cookers in 1945
why did the koala climb the tree?
to get to the other branch :)
He made it don't worry
Twinkle Twinkle there’s a car Coming like a shooting star. I will stand in the way I will not be seen again Are you happy I am dead Now you made it to the end
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question. Johnny:What? Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty? Johnny: Yes ofc jesus mad everbody wonderfully! Ex: Awhh! Johnny: But who ever made you was painting tomas the train while making your face.
When I saw your face it instantly made me throw up
boy: hello mom can I have have 50$.mom:does it look like I am made of money.boy: that's what M.O.M means right.
whats a dead persons favorite sentence**?I made it
Who was the first carpenter??? Eve,,,,, she made Adam's banana stand...
I got a ps5 for my brother, best trade i've ever made
I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn't have a homepage.
So my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 17 years ago, but they didn't actually tell me the joke.
My friend got mad when he caught me smelling his sister's panties. I don't know why he was mad, maybe because she was wearimg them, or because his whole family was watching. Either way it made the funeral a bit awkward.
My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. It just made her more upset. She screamed at me, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”
When I was 14 my mum caught me wanking and she slapped me across the face a couple weeks later my dad caught me having a beer and he made me drink 40 beers and I just thought we’ll I’m glad he didn’t catch me wanking
I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping up onions which made me cry.
Onions was a good dog.
Son: Dad? Why is mommy no longer with us? Dad: Why did the chicken cross the road? Son:why? Dad: To get to the other side but your mother only made it about halfway
Did u hear an out the guy who made knock knock jokes ? He won the no bell prize
