Shampoo jokes
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head 'n Shoulders.
What did the bottle of conditioner do on the toilet?
Shampoo.
I swallowed shampoo. It goes blblblblb. 馃Ъ
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn鈥檛 find you.
Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?
Me: 'Cause God made you.
ISIS recently brought out a new shampoo.
Head and Shoulders!
So I got my sister shampoo for her birthday, and she stood there and threw her wig on the floor.
My stepdad has stage 4 cancer and is going through chemotherapy... at least he saves money on shampoo and conditioner.
My friend's 4-year-old daughter made up this joke.
What kind of poo should you put in your hair?
Shampoo.
Producer: We need to stop testing out products on animals.
CEO: Shampoo companies do it all the time.
Fairchild Republic making the A-10 Thunder Bolt.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff?
Neither did I until I found his Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment.
You know you鈥檙e going bald when you use more toothpaste than shampoo.
Don't use Head and Shoulders, just use Head; otherwise, you'll end up in the retarded situation Stephen Hawking went through.
Here is a funny little prank I did on my sister. So she was in her room when she reached to get her shampoo, cause you know girls and hair, when she went to squeeze it out, it came out oil, toothpaste, chicken breast, barf, and onions! SHE PUT IT IN HER HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GROSS BUT FUNNY!
When she got to school she heard kids laughing at her cause the prankster did it again!
Later!
Me: Why do you need to use shampoo when you are already bald? 馃ぃ
Why is Johnson鈥檚 baby shampoo the best lubricant for anal sex?
- No more tears.
What do a banana and shampoo have in common?
Ur mom.
Yo Momma so hairy, she has to shampoo her armpits.