Shampoo jokes

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head 'n Shoulders.

What did the bottle of conditioner do on the toilet?

Shampoo.

You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.

Producer: We need to stop testing out products on animals.

CEO: Shampoo companies do it all the time.

Fairchild Republic making the A-10 Thunder Bolt.

My stepdad has stage 4 cancer and is going through chemotherapy... at least he saves money on shampoo and conditioner.

Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?

Me: 'Cause God made you.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.

Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff?

Neither did I until I found his Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment.

You know you’re going bald when you use more toothpaste than shampoo.

Here is a funny little prank I did on my sister. So she was in her room when she reached to get her shampoo, cause you know girls and hair, when she went to squeeze it out, it came out oil, toothpaste, chicken breast, barf, and onions! SHE PUT IT IN HER HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GROSS BUT FUNNY!

When she got to school she heard kids laughing at her cause the prankster did it again!

Later!

What's Stephen Hawking's shampoo?

Head and Shoulders. 😊

So I got my sister shampoo for her birthday, and she stood there and threw her wig on the floor.

My friend's 4-year-old daughter made up this joke.

What kind of poo should you put in your hair?

Shampoo.

ISIS recently brought out their own shampoo: HEAD AND SOLDIERS.

Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff?

Yea, they found her “head and shoulders“ on the backseat of her car.

I swallowed shampoo. It goes blblblblb. 🧼

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Shhhhhhhhhh.

Shhhhhhhhhh who?

Shhhhhhhhhhampoo!

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?

Head and Shoulders.

Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?

A) Head and Shoulders.

Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?

A) Shoulders.

For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕

ISIS recently brought out a new shampoo.

Head and Shoulders!