What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head 'n Shoulders.
Shampoo Jokes
What did the bottle of conditioner do on the toilet?
Shampoo.
My friend's 4-year-old daughter made up this joke.
What kind of poo should you put in your hair?
Shampoo.
Head of Company: "We need to stop testing our products on animals."
Consultant: "Why? The shampoo companies do it."
Head of Company: "Yeah, but we make dildos."
I conducted a survey. I asked 100 women what kind of shampoo they used while they were in the shower? 98 of them said, "How the fuck did you get in here?" đđđ
How did they figure out what kind of shampoo Paul Walker used? They found his âhead and shouldersâ in the dash.
How do we know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
Because they found her head and shoulders in the glovebox.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff?
Neither did I until I found his Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment.
You know youâre going bald when you use more toothpaste than shampoo.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff?
Yea, they found her âhead and shouldersâ on the backseat of her car.
Why is baby shampoo the best anal lube?
No more tears.
Don't use Head and Shoulders, just use Head; otherwise, you'll end up in the retarded situation Stephen Hawking went through.
So I got my sister shampoo for her birthday, and she stood there and threw her wig on the floor.
Here is a funny little prank I did on my sister. So she was in her room when she reached to get her shampoo, cause you know girls and hair, when she went to squeeze it out, it came out oil, toothpaste, chicken breast, barf, and onions! SHE PUT IT IN HER HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GROSS BUT FUNNY!
When she got to school she heard kids laughing at her cause the prankster did it again!
Later!
Me: Why do you need to use shampoo when you are already bald? đ¤Ł
1. If being ugly was a crime, you would have a life sentence.
2. My phone battery lasts longer than your friendships.
3. There is a tree out there giving you oxygen, and you owe that tree an apology.
4. I donât hate you, but I gotta unplug your life support to charge my phone.
5. When I saw your dad on the sidewalk, I didnât laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
6. If I had powers, I would make you the dumbest person alive, but it seems life already beat me to the punch.
7. If karma ever comes to punch ya in the face, I wanna be there to help it.
8. If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, Iâd be broke.
9. You are more disappointing than a cake without frosting.
10. Were you born on a highway, 'cause thatâs where most accidents happen?
11. Wow, that hurts, now I know how it felt when your mom said that to ya.
12. You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo, and you may as well be the reason why the middle finger was invented.
My stepdad has stage 4 cancer and is going through chemotherapy... at least he saves money on shampoo and conditioner.
Why is Johnsonâs baby shampoo the best lubricant for anal sex?
- No more tears.
Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?
Me: 'Cause God made you.
