What wasStephen Hawkings fav shampoo head n bolts
What did the bottle of conditioner do on the toilet?
Shampoo
My friend's 4 year old daughter made up this joke.
What kind of poo should you put in your hair?
Shampoo.
Head of Company: We need to stop testing our products on animals. Consultant: Why? The shampoo companies do it. Head of Company: Yeah, but we make dildos.
I conducted a survey. I asked 100 woman what kind of shampoo they used while they were in the shower? 98 of them said how the fuck did you get in here? 😂😂😂
How did they figure out what kind of shampoo Paul walker used? They found his “head and shoulders” in the the dash.
What is Stephen hawkings favourite shampoo- head and shoulders
You know you’re going bald when you use more toothpaste than shampoo.
Did you know Paul walker had dandruff
Neither did I until l found his head and shoulders in the glove compartment
Did you know princess Dianna had dandruff?
Yea, they found her “head and shoulders “ on the backseat of her car
Why is baby shampoo the best anal lube?
No more tears.
so i got my sister shampoo for her birthday and she stood there and threw her wig on the floor
Here is funny little prank I did on my sister. So she was in her room when she reached to get her shampoo cause you know girls and hair, when she went to sqeez it out it came oil, tooth past, chicken breast, barf, and oniouns! SHE PUT IT IN HER HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GROSS BUT FUNNY when she got to school she heard kids laughing at her cause the prankster did it agian! Later!
Me - why u need to use shampoo when ur already bald🤣
1. If being ugly was a crime you would have a life sentence
2. My phone battery lasts longer than your friendships
3. There is a tree out there giving you oxegyn, and you owe that tree an apology.
4. I don’t hate you, but I gotta unplug your life support to charge my phone.
5. When I saw your dad on the side walk I didn’t laugh but the sidewalk cracked up.
6. If I had powers I would make you the dumbest person alive but it seems life already beat me to the punch.
7. If karma ever comes to punch ya in the face, I wanna be there to help it
8. If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart I’d be broke.
9. You are more disappointing than a cake without frosting
10. Were you born on a highway cuz that’s where most accidents happen
11. Wow, that hurts, now I know how it felt when your mom said that to ya
12. Your the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo, and you may as well be the reason why the middle finger was invented
my stepdad has stage 4 cancer and is going through chemo therapy... atleast he saves money on shampoo and conditioner.
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Sister- why do shampoo have directions
Me- cause God made you
Whats steven hawkins favourite shampoo? Head and shoulders
I swallowed shampoo it goes blblblblb 🧼
