What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head 'n Shoulders.
What did the bottle of conditioner do on the toilet?
Shampoo
My friend's 4 year old daughter made up this joke.
What kind of poo should you put in your hair?
Shampoo.
Head of Company: "We need to stop testing our products on animals."
Consultant: "Why? The shampoo companies do it."
Head of Company: "Yeah, but we make dildos."
I conducted a survey. I asked 100 women what kind of shampoo they used while they were in the shower? 98 of them said, "How the fuck did you get in here?" đđđ
How did they figure out what kind of shampoo Paul Walker used? They found his âhead and shouldersâ in the dash.
How do we know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
Because they found her head and shoulders in the glovebox.
What is Stephen hawkings favourite shampoo- head and shoulders
You know youâre going bald when you use more toothpaste than shampoo.
Did you know Paul walker had dandruff
Neither did I until l found his head and shoulders in the glove compartment
Did you know princess Dianna had dandruff?
Yea, they found her âhead and shoulders â on the backseat of her car
Why is baby shampoo the best anal lube?
No more tears.
so i got my sister shampoo for her birthday and she stood there and threw her wig on the floor
Here is funny little prank I did on my sister. So she was in her room when she reached to get her shampoo cause you know girls and hair, when she went to sqeez it out it came oil, tooth past, chicken breast, barf, and oniouns! SHE PUT IT IN HER HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GROSS BUT FUNNY when she got to school she heard kids laughing at her cause the prankster did it agian! Later!
Me - why u need to use shampoo when ur already baldđ¤Ł
1. If being ugly was a crime, you would have a life sentence.
2. My phone battery lasts longer than your friendships.
3. There is a tree out there giving you oxygen, and you owe that tree an apology.
4. I donât hate you, but I gotta unplug your life support to charge my phone.
5. When I saw your dad on the sidewalk, I didnât laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
6. If I had powers, I would make you the dumbest person alive, but it seems life already beat me to the punch.
7. If karma ever comes to punch ya in the face, I wanna be there to help it.
8. If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, Iâd be broke.
9. You are more disappointing than a cake without frosting.
10. Were you born on a highway, 'cause thatâs where most accidents happen?
11. Wow, that hurts, now I know how it felt when your mom said that to ya.
12. You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo, and you may as well be the reason why the middle finger was invented.
my stepdad has stage 4 cancer and is going through chemo therapy... atleast he saves money on shampoo and conditioner.
Why is Johnsonâs baby shampoo the best Lubricant for anal sex?
-No more tears.
Sister- why do shampoo have directions
Me- cause God made you
Whats steven hawkins favourite shampoo? Head and shoulders
