Head of Company: We need to stop testing our products on animals. Consultant: Why? The shampoo companies do it. Head of Company: Yeah, but we make dildos.
I conducted a survey. I asked 100 woman what kind of shampoo they used while they were in the shower? 98 of them said how the fuck did you get in here? 😂😂😂
How did they figure out what kind of shampoo Paul walker used? They found his “head and shoulders” in the the dash.
What wasStephen Hawkings fav shampoo head n bolts
What is Stephen hawkings favourite shampoo- head and shoulders
What did the bottle of conditioner do on the toilet?
Shampoo
You know you’re going bald when you use more toothpaste than shampoo.
Did you know Paul walker had dandruff
Neither did I until l found his head and shoulders in the glove compartment
Did you know princess Dianna had dandruff?
Yea, they found her “head and shoulders “ on the backseat of her car
Why is baby shampoo the best anal lube?
No more tears.
so i got my sister shampoo for her birthday and she stood there and threw her wig on the floor
Me - why u need to use shampoo when ur already bald🤣
my stepdad has stage 4 cancer and is going through chemo therapy... atleast he saves money on shampoo and conditioner.
Sister- why do shampoo have directions
Me- cause God made you
Whats steven hawkins favourite shampoo? Head and shoulders
What’s steaven hawking favourite shampoo head and bolts
What's steven Hawking shampoo?
-Head and shoulders 😊
Here is funny little prank I did on my sister. So she was in her room when she reached to get her shampoo cause you know girls and hair, when she went to sqeez it out it came oil, tooth past, chicken breast, barf, and oniouns! SHE PUT IT IN HER HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GROSS BUT FUNNY when she got to school she heard kids laughing at her cause the prankster did it agian! Later!
My friend's 4 year old daughter made up this joke.
What kind of poo should you put in your hair?
Shampoo.
one day, a chicken went to the nail store. He asked the "owner" where the shampoo was. "BRO IM NOT THE FRIKKIN MANAGER" the guy said. So the duck walked away. The next day he went back to the store and asked a pregnant lady why she was so fat. The lady punched him and ran away. The duck cried. Then he went to the lady's husband and said that he must be tired of being married since she punches people every day. The man punched him. The duck assumed they were the punching couple. The duck walked, and then fell in a ditch and stayed there to die. The pregnant lady and her husband were very pleased >:) muhahahahahahaha
