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funny

I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night.

It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.

Tooth 1: Hey, do you like my jokes?

Tooth 2: Yeah, but they're cracking me up.

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's popcorn?

What does the drummer call his twins? Anna 1, Anna 2.

Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.

What does a house wear? Address.

Why did the cow cross the road? To go to the moooooovies! Nyahahahahahahahahaha!

Exercise? I thought you said "extra fries."

What's the best way to remove gum from hair?

Cancer.