Location jokes
I saw a kid crying, so I asked them, "Where are your parents?" Then she cried harder, so I left the orphanage.
Lyla Annabelle Reeves - STL Missouri - Timber Tree.
Q: What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
A: An orphan.
Meeting a girl at a park is good, but parking meat in girl is better.
Chuck Norris knows the location of Atlantis.
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.
Did you hear about the cannibal that passed his brother in the woods?
What did one arm say to the other? "What is your address?"
Cemeteries should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.
Yo mama stops at the PokeStop... to buy a Big Mac.
A friend asked me, "Where are you going?" I answered, "6 feet underground."
A man takes a boy into the woods.
Boy says:
"Mister, I’m scared, and it’s dark and cold."
The Man: "How do you think I feel? I’m walking out here alone!"
Were you born on the streets? Because that's where most accidents happen.
"Prince, where are you?"
Timmy: *grabs box of Trojans*
Daddy:...
Timmy: Well come on diddy!
Daddy: Well shit lets go son!
Both: YEE YEE
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.
Where did the software developer go?
I don’t know, he ransomware!
One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.
My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.
There is nothing gayer than butt slapping the ass at Hooters.