Location jokes
What is the difference between the snow boots on a tree house that has to walk home and walk home?
What do you call a person with no arms or legs lying face first in a river? Bob.
What do you call two people with no arms or legs standing in front of a window? Curt and Rod.
Daughter: Where was I born?
Dad: Alabama.
Daughter: That is nice.
Mum: We have never been to Alabama.
Dad: RUN!
Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.
You and Jason in your bed.
What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?
A walkie-Torquay.
Where can a male and female rabbit make love at? The rabbit house or the rabbit hole?
You're so fat your ass has 2 zip codes.
Yo momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a grocery store.
What's your favorite Fortnite location? Mine is Tilted Toers. 😂
Yo mama stops at the PokeStop... to buy a Big Mac.
A blind man is going for a walk. Eventually, he reaches a fish market.
He yells, "Hello ladies!"
How many people do you think are in a graveyard? Hopefully none.
Yo mama so far that when she walks outside at 8 a.m., it becomes midnight all over again.
There are three people on an island. One dies, and the second guy goes to bury them. He comes back with deer meat. The first guy eats it, but the second guy refuses the meal.
When the men return to the mainland, they part ways. The first man goes to eat the deer again at a local restaurant. He takes one bite, then jumps off a bridge.
In heaven, an angel asks him why.
“Well you see,” he answered, “that man was a tribal cannibal. Delicious in my wife’s meat, though.”
Tyler M is not to be sitting in the chair he is right now.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find his way through the BEATS.
If you've spent less time inside your mother than your father has, you just might be from Alabama!
Where do fruits go on vacation?
"Pear-is!"
outside lmao.
-inside gang sucks. This joke was made by outside gang.