Location jokes
Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.
You and Jason in your bed.
What is the difference between the snow boots on a tree house that has to walk home and walk home?
Kid: Dad, what happened to the kidnapper?
Dad: He had a nap.
Kid: Where is he now?
Dad: HELL!
Daughter: Where was I born?
Dad: Alabama.
Daughter: That is nice.
Mum: We have never been to Alabama.
Dad: RUN!
What do you call a person with no arms or legs lying face first in a river? Bob.
What do you call two people with no arms or legs standing in front of a window? Curt and Rod.
You're so fat your ass has 2 zip codes.
What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?
A walkie-Torquay.
Yo momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a grocery store.
What's your favorite Fortnite location? Mine is Tilted Toers. 😂
Yo mama stops at the PokeStop... to buy a Big Mac.
A blind man is going for a walk. Eventually, he reaches a fish market.
He yells, "Hello ladies!"
How many people do you think are in a graveyard? Hopefully none.
Yo mama so far that when she walks outside at 8 a.m., it becomes midnight all over again.
There are three people on an island. One dies, and the second guy goes to bury them. He comes back with deer meat. The first guy eats it, but the second guy refuses the meal.
When the men return to the mainland, they part ways. The first man goes to eat the deer again at a local restaurant. He takes one bite, then jumps off a bridge.
In heaven, an angel asks him why.
“Well you see,” he answered, “that man was a tribal cannibal. Delicious in my wife’s meat, though.”
Tyler M is not to be sitting in the chair he is right now.
Why did the frog cross the road to hop to his side, Bih?
My friend misspelled "Mexico" and got here.
He sucked his sister's poop hole.
You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
I asked my mother about her mom.
She said she was in a better place. After that, I asked her where that place is. She didn't know, so I sent her to a better place.