Location jokes
What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?
A walkie-Torquay.
Kid: Dad, what happened to the kidnapper?
Dad: He had a nap.
Kid: Where is he now?
Dad: HELL!
What do you call a person with no arms or legs lying face first in a river? Bob.
What do you call two people with no arms or legs standing in front of a window? Curt and Rod.
What is the difference between the snow boots on a tree house that has to walk home and walk home?
Daughter: Where was I born?
Dad: Alabama.
Daughter: That is nice.
Mum: We have never been to Alabama.
Dad: RUN!
You and Jason in your bed.
What's your favorite Fortnite location? Mine is Tilted Toers. 😂
So my dad walks into a bar and there was a hooker and a child. I was with him and they both approached us and they said only £50 for head but it was a little weird that the child was talking to my dad and the hooker was talking to me. I was about to say something but my dad pushed me over and my friend's uncle killed my dad.
The kid was never seen again. Her name was Madeleine McCann. I think I'm the only one who knows where she is, but overall the head from the hooker was good.
A blind man is going for a walk. Eventually, he reaches a fish market.
He yells, "Hello ladies!"
How many people do you think are in a graveyard? Hopefully none.
Yo mama so far that when she walks outside at 8 a.m., it becomes midnight all over again.
There are three people on an island. One dies, and the second guy goes to bury them. He comes back with deer meat. The first guy eats it, but the second guy refuses the meal.
When the men return to the mainland, they part ways. The first man goes to eat the deer again at a local restaurant. He takes one bite, then jumps off a bridge.
In heaven, an angel asks him why.
“Well you see,” he answered, “that man was a tribal cannibal. Delicious in my wife’s meat, though.”
Yo momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a grocery store.
Tyler M is not to be sitting in the chair he is right now.
A man walks in a bar. Ouchie!
My friend misspelled "Mexico" and got here.
He sucked his sister's poop hole.
Why did the frog cross the road to hop to his side, Bih?
I asked my mother about her mom.
She said she was in a better place. After that, I asked her where that place is. She didn't know, so I sent her to a better place.
You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
What's the difference between a submarine and Madeline McCann?
They are both full of seamen and at the bottom of the sea.