Kidnapper jokes
What is a kidnapper’s favorite shoe?
White Vans.
What type of tape do kidnappers use?
Abduct-Tape.
What do kidnappers and Mickey Mouse have in common? They say, "Come inside, it’s fun inside."
An orphan was running down the road. A car pulled up and said, "Get in." So the orphan got in and said, "Where are we going?" The kidnapper said, "I'm taking you to my house." The orphan replied, "OML, ARE YOU ADOPTING ME!?"
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White Vans.
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoes?
White vans.
What kind of shoes does a kidnapper wear?
White vans.
Q: What do kidnappers and rapists have in common?
H: It's similar to shoes.
A: White Vans.
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe? White vans.
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White Vans.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your parents told me to pick you up.
Kid: Sir, this is an orphanage.
Kidnapper: ...
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
Why did the kidnapper cross the road?
To get the kids at the playground.
Kid: Dad, what happened to the kidnapper?
Dad: He had a nap.
Kid: Where is he now?
Dad: HELL!
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your mom told me to follow me.
Orphan: But I don't have a mom!
POV: An Asian kidnapper kidnapped an Asian kid, and the kidnapper called the kid's mom. Then the mom said, "No, it's fine, my kid got a B, he failed." And the kidnapper let him go saying he doesn't need a failure.
What do kidnappers play?
Roblox.
I don't like to use the word "kidnapping". So I just use the term: "surprise adoption."
Why do orphans like getting kidnapped? Because someone actually wants them. 🤣
There was a kidnapping at school.
Don't worry, he woke up.
I was kidnapped by mimes once. They did unspeakable things to me.