What is a kidnapper’s favorite shoe?
White Vans.
What do kidnappers and Mickey Mouse have in common? They say, "Come inside, it’s fun inside."
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe? White vans.
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your parents told me to pick you up.
Kid: Sir, this is an orphanage.
Kidnapper: ...
Why did the kidnapper cross the rode
To get the the kids at the playground
POV: An Asian kidnapper kidnapped an Asian kid, and the kidnapper called the kid's mom. Then the mom said, "No, it's fine, my kid got a B, he failed." And the kidnapper let him go saying he doesn't need a failure.