Kidnapper

Kidnapper Jokes

An orphan was running down the road.. a car pulled up and said "get in" so the orphan got in and said "where we going?" the kidnapper said "i'm taking you to my house" he orphan replied "OML YOUR ADOPTING ME!?"

Q: What do kidnappers and rapists have in common? H: It's similar to shoes. A: White Vans.

kidnapper: hey kid, ur mom told me to follow me. orphan: but I don't have a mom