Kidnapper jokes

Kid: Dad, what happened to the kidnapper?

Dad: He had a nap.

Kid: Where is he now?

Dad: HELL!

POV: An Asian kidnapper kidnapped an Asian kid, and the kidnapper called the kid's mom. Then the mom said, "No, it's fine, my kid got a B, he failed." And the kidnapper let him go saying he doesn't need a failure.

What do kidnappers play?

Roblox.

What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe?

White Vans.

What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?

White Vans.

What type of tape do kidnappers use?

Abduct-Tape.

An orphan was running down the road. A car pulled up and said, "Get in." So the orphan got in and said, "Where are we going?" The kidnapper said, "I'm taking you to my house." The orphan replied, "OML, ARE YOU ADOPTING ME!?"

NEWS: A man kidnapped a 13-year-old girl.

MOM OF GIRL: The man had a shady face and a receding hairline.

What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?

White vans.

Kidnapper: Hey kid, your parents told me to pick you up.

Kid: Sir, this is an orphanage.

Kidnapper: ...

Why did the kidnapper cross the road?

To get the kids at the playground.

Q: What do kidnappers and rapists have in common?

H: It's similar to shoes.

A: White Vans.

What do kidnappers and Mickey Mouse have in common? They say, "Come inside, it’s fun inside."

What kind of shoes does a kidnapper wear?

White vans.

Why can't orphans be kidnapped?

Because most kidnappers use a family van.

What's a kidnapper's favorite shoes?

White vans.

I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dad's friend and I would take him home. He just curled up into a ball and started crying. Kidnapping must be easy.

It is not funny about kidnapping.

Stranger: Tries to kidnap a kid.

Kid: Runs home.

A few minutes later, the kid was in the back of the van...

If you know, you know.

What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe? White vans.

Kidnapper: Hey kid, your mom told me to follow me.

Orphan: But I don't have a mom!

What is a kidnapper’s favorite shoe?

White Vans.