A Long Hairline

Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.

Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. This joke implies your hairline is receding so far back on your head that the distance from the front of your hairline to the back of your head is like driving 70 freakin' miles. I know that is a lot for someone like you, but you need to trust me, ok?

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  • Comments (6)

  • Mate at least I got a hirline

    To Anonymous, My mans hairline be looking elon musk's elbow

    your hairline is so for back you would have to pay 90 dollars to get there

    Putrid Surgeonfish