Location jokes
I asked my mother about her mom.
She said she was in a better place. After that, I asked her where that place is. She didn't know, so I sent her to a better place.
What do you call your mom?
Basement bound.
Penis ➕ ➕ ➕ 🕳
inside 🚹 🚹 restroom
equals 😋 🍌 🍌 🍌 inside
glory 🕳
A dad and his son walk out to the middle of the woods armed only with a shovel and a lantern.
Son: "Dad, it's creepy out here!"
Dad: "You're complaining? I'm the one that has to leave the woods alone!"
A guy in a Costco was pretty pissed off at something. A guy walks up to him and says, "What's wrong, pal? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned aisle!"
Where do fruits go on vacation?
"Pear-is!"
A child's parents once lived in Chicago.
I wonder why he's in an orphanage now.
A man walks in a bar. Ouchie!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find his way through the BEATS.
If you've spent less time inside your mother than your father has, you just might be from Alabama!
outside lmao.
-inside gang sucks. This joke was made by outside gang.
If you are wondering where the dog went, I don't know. Maybe he went barking around.
I did a walk walk and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home.
What has four legs and an arm?
A Doberman in a playground.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay person's house!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
So my dad walks into a bar and there was a hooker and a child. I was with him and they both approached us and they said only £50 for head but it was a little weird that the child was talking to my dad and the hooker was talking to me. I was about to say something but my dad pushed me over and my friend's uncle killed my dad.
The kid was never seen again. Her name was Madeleine McCann. I think I'm the only one who knows where she is, but overall the head from the hooker was good.
I like big butts in the Kent, la la "hehehe" SUS.
Timmy: *grabs box of Trojans*
Daddy:...
Timmy: Well come on diddy!
Daddy: Well shit lets go son!
Both: YEE YEE
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
Where is the pocket?
It is there, the pocket.
Why do fat cows eat fat cows? Because I wrote this in America.