Location jokes
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the other side.
I was on a flight to California, but my next in the Empire State Building.
Where is Rex the dinosaur? In the ground.
What do you call a wife who knows where her husband is at all times?
A widow.
Person 1: "Where was Hiroshima?"
Person 2: "In Japan."
Person 1: "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."
A blind man is going for a walk. Eventually, he reaches a fish market.
He yells, "Hello ladies!"
What does your head come out of... your brain?
Today, me and my best friend went to the Grand Canyon. He was taking up all the space by the edge, and I told him to back up. R.I.P. to him.
Location is in London by the way.
One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money.
His friend: "Oh for once you lost some pounds!"
I did a walk walk and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home.
Where did Johnny go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Mother: Who do you like more, me or your dad?
Liam: I like you both.
Mother: Ok, if I go to america and your dad goes to paris, where will you go?
Liam: I will go to paris.
Mother: That's means you like dad more.
Liam: No, its because i like paris.
Mother: Ok, fine, if I go to paris and your dad goes to america, where will you go?
Liam: I will go to America.
Mother: Why?
Liam: Because I have already gone to paris.
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
Were you born on the side of the highway because that’s where all mistakes happen?
What do you call an orphan in Alabama?
A virgin.
What does your mum and Istanbul have in common?
They are all insane comebacks!!!
"We got a number one victory royale, yeah Fortnite we boutta get down! Get down! Ten kills on the board right now, just wiped out tomato town! My friend's gone down, I revived him now we're heading southbound! Now we're in the pleasant park street, look at the map, go to the marked sheet!"
Where is the pocket?
It is there, the pocket.
In Africa, it doesn't matter if you're gay, straight, or bisexual.
At the end of the day, it's night.
What is more dangerous than Russian gangs?
Russian malls.