Location jokes
A child's parents once lived in Chicago.
I wonder why he's in an orphanage now.
A man walks in a bar. Ouchie!
You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
outside lmao.
-inside gang sucks. This joke was made by outside gang.
I did a walk walk and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home.
What has four legs and an arm?
A Doberman in a playground.
Why did the frog cross the road to hop to his side, Bih?
I asked my mother about her mom.
She said she was in a better place. After that, I asked her where that place is. She didn't know, so I sent her to a better place.
My friend misspelled "Mexico" and got here.
He sucked his sister's poop hole.
What do you call your mom?
Basement bound.
Penis ➕ ➕ ➕ 🕳
inside 🚹 🚹 restroom
equals 😋 🍌 🍌 🍌 inside
glory 🕳
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay person's house!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
If you are wondering where the dog went, I don't know. Maybe he went barking around.
A guy in a Costco was pretty pissed off at something. A guy walks up to him and says, "What's wrong, pal? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned aisle!"
A dad and his son walk out to the middle of the woods armed only with a shovel and a lantern.
Son: "Dad, it's creepy out here!"
Dad: "You're complaining? I'm the one that has to leave the woods alone!"
So my dad walks into a bar and there was a hooker and a child. I was with him and they both approached us and they said only £50 for head but it was a little weird that the child was talking to my dad and the hooker was talking to me. I was about to say something but my dad pushed me over and my friend's uncle killed my dad.
The kid was never seen again. Her name was Madeleine McCann. I think I'm the only one who knows where she is, but overall the head from the hooker was good.
Timmy: *grabs box of Trojans*
Daddy:...
Timmy: Well come on diddy!
Daddy: Well shit lets go son!
Both: YEE YEE
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
I like big butts in the Kent, la la "hehehe" SUS.
Where is the pocket?
It is there, the pocket.
Why do fat cows eat fat cows? Because I wrote this in America.