Yo mama so far that when she walks outside at 8 a.m., it becomes midnight all over again.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you dummy. This joke is about how yo mama is so incredibly far away that the time zones change when she steps outside. Like, she's so far that 8 a.m. turns into midnight because of the Earth's rotation. Get it? You probably don't, because you still think the Earth is flat.
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