Location jokes
To make tea, road, road, road, road.
Case.
The space of space, Der der.
The chosen week was chosen.
Object.
Der mezzer lakes.
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.
My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.
What's the one thing that makes a depressed person jump? A bridge.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To slide into your mom's bed.
Where can you find the most dads?
Milk Island.
Yo hairline so ugly, when you go to school you fall on a line.
Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.
Me: Hey, were you born on a highway?
My enemy: Uh, no, why?
Me: Because that’s where most accidents happen.
We were going to McDonald's, but we ran into your hairline!
This town ain't big enough for the one of you.
Name: Jack, call sign "triple".
School: Nova corps gun academy.
Location: Wyoming mountains.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert? (Part 2)
To find his fans!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS.
Why did Jordan cross the road? So he could get to his house.
What's the most delicious city in the world? Hamburg.
You are in the airway, how funny!
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
The penalty for a homeless person being caught stealing bread is an expensive, luxurious prison cell, which is located indoors and comes with free bread and water.
Aren't our governments wizards? Scrooge would be proud.
Where can a male and female rabbit make love at? The rabbit house or the rabbit hole?