Location jokes
Why did Jordan cross the road? So he could get to his house.
What's the one thing that makes a depressed person jump? A bridge.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To slide into your mom's bed.
Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.
The woman had a dick, lol, it's your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! Jhon man! In New York City I am on to you! I will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodyguard!
Cant even nap in Ohio
Why does Fallout look like Ohio?
Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"
The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."
Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.
Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!
I love Alabama. I live there. I have a sign that says, "Sweet Home Alabama!"
Lyla Annabelle Reeves - STL Missouri - Timber Tree.
Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.
Where is Freshfry?
Where did Tigger go looking for Pooh?
In the toilet! 🚽 💩 💩 💩
Why was Mr. Bean on the River Thames?
He was rowing at Kingston.
Where's your mom at?
Look, it's the dead center of town!
Wanna hook up at Mount Cook?
Name: Jack, call sign "triple".
School: Nova corps gun academy.
Location: Wyoming mountains.
Kid: Dad, what happened to the kidnapper?
Dad: He had a nap.
Kid: Where is he now?
Dad: HELL!