Location jokes
How does a crazy person get to the woods?
He takes the psychopath.
If you have a pair and it runs around the street, what do you call it? A running pair.
Chuck Norris knows the location of Atlantis.
What are the best shooting ranges in America?
Schools.
Where does a French cat live?
- In Purr-is
OR
- In the Catacombs
OR
- In a chat-eau.
Cant even nap in Ohio
Why did the son go to the store?
To find his dad.
Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street when all of a sudden, Paddy falls down a manhole. Murphy shouts down, "Paddy, is it dark down there?"
Paddy shouts up, "Dunno Murphy, I crnt see a fecking thing!"
What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?
Kilometers Morales.
What do you call an ass on a beach?
Sandy cheeks!
"Mine is 3 inches."
"That's not very lo..."
"From the ground."
So, I hooked up with a girl at a party, but I forgot that it was a family reunion.
(SWEET HOME ALABAMA STARTS PLAYING)
Where does Caesar keep his armies?
Up his sleavies.
Where are crackheads from?
OHIGHo
You and Jason in your bed.
What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?
Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
Texas 😂😂😂😂
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS.
If you have sex and your African parents find out,
“You can do the boom boom. But you can not do the boom boom in my house. Do it somewhere else."
Where is a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
Where do fruits go on vacation?
"Pear-is!"