Location jokes
I love Alabama. I live there. I have a sign that says, "Sweet Home Alabama!"
Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.
I went to my girlfriend's house one day in Alabama when I met her brother. He said, "Well, I guess there's no more you stuck in the dryer."
What's the special part of town called? Downtown.
Why the "hell" is this here?
Why can't an orphan play baseball in China?
They can't find home plate.
You are in the airway, how funny!
The woman had a dick, lol, it's your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! Jhon man! In New York City I am on to you! I will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodyguard!
Where is Freshfry?
Why was Mr. Bean on the River Thames?
He was rowing at Kingston.
Where's your mom at?
Look, it's the dead center of town!
Wanna hook up at Mount Cook?
What is your address?
What's the most delicious city in the world? Hamburg.
Yo hairline so ugly, when you go to school you fall on a line.
Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.
Where did Tigger go looking for Pooh?
In the toilet! 🚽 💩 💩 💩
Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.
You and Jason in your bed.