Location jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball in China?
They can't find home plate.
I went to my girlfriend's house one day in Alabama when I met her brother. He said, "Well, I guess there's no more you stuck in the dryer."
Look, it's the dead center of town!
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
Name: Jack, call sign "triple".
School: Nova corps gun academy.
Location: Wyoming mountains.
This town ain't big enough for the one of you.
One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.
My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.
Me: Hey, were you born on a highway?
My enemy: Uh, no, why?
Me: Because that’s where most accidents happen.
We were going to McDonald's, but we ran into your hairline!
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To slide into your mom's bed.
Why did Jordan cross the road? So he could get to his house.
What's the most delicious city in the world? Hamburg.
You are in the airway, how funny!
What is your address?
Where's your mom at?
To make tea, road, road, road, road.
Case.
The space of space, Der der.
The chosen week was chosen.
Object.
Der mezzer lakes.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert? (Part 2)
To find his fans!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS.
Where can a male and female rabbit make love at? The rabbit house or the rabbit hole?
You're so fat your ass has 2 zip codes.