Location jokes
Ohio.
What do you call New York City?
A human zoo.
Why can't an orphan play baseball in China?
They can't find home plate.
Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.
Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!
Memes
Texas be like everything is bigger here: guns and winter storms!
Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.
Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.
Lyla Annabelle Reeves - STL Missouri - Timber Tree.
I love Alabama. I live there. I have a sign that says, "Sweet Home Alabama!"
Look, it's the dead center of town!
Wanna hook up at Mount Cook?
What is your address?
You are in the airway, how funny!
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
Name: Jack, call sign "triple".
School: Nova corps gun academy.
Location: Wyoming mountains.
To make tea, road, road, road, road.
Case.
The space of space, Der der.
The chosen week was chosen.
Object.
Der mezzer lakes.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs lying face first in a river? Bob.
What do you call two people with no arms or legs standing in front of a window? Curt and Rod.
Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.
You and Jason in your bed.