Napoleon jokes
A young boy was talking to his friend about his family:
"My great-grandfather fought against Napoleon, my grandfather fought against the English, my father fought against the Americans, and my uncle against the Argentinians."
The friend replied: "It seems that your family can't get along with anybody!"
Why did the French call Napoleon "Napo?" Because it is Napo[leon].
Funny Test Answers #6
Russian history in 5 words: "And then things got worse."
Chuck Norris gets pulled over by a cop, and the cop gets a ticket.
Lightning doesn’t strike twice in the same place, but Chuck Norris does.
If Italy attacked France from the rear, would Greece help?
Everyone's always saying they're so worried about America's big button, the one that controls all the nuclear power. I'm not worried about that... I'm worried about the idiot on the end of it.
Community talk
Hi I hope you had a good day or you will have a good day. If not I’m sorry. To anybody who needs a little extra, please go Have a cup of hot chocolate and calm down with a blanket and some music. Go outside and eat a banana take some deep breaths and look at the sky for a bit. Go look in the mirror and tell yourself that you love yourself, you know your worth and that you’re valid. Have a glass of water and go watch Napoleon dynamite. Eat something.
And if nobody told you today, good morning, sweet dreams, I love you, I’m proud of you, keep going.