Napoleon jokes
A young boy was talking to his friend about his family:
"My great-grandfather fought against Napoleon, my grandfather fought against the English, my father fought against the Americans, and my uncle against the Argentinians."
The friend replied: "It seems that your family can't get along with anybody!"
Why did the French call Napoleon "Napo?" Because it is Napo[leon].
Funny Test Answers #6
I was working in an iPhone store in Norwich when a man came! He said, "Give me a hat-trick or I will destroy your store!" I said, "No," and he started to smash phones! I immediately screamed, "Important game!" and he disappeared! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my store! 😡😡
Russian history in 5 words: "And then things got worse."
The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to over 140 characters, ...
so Trump can't tweet it.
If Italy attacked France from the rear, would Greece help?
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
Community talk
Hi I hope you had a good day or you will have a good day. If not I’m sorry. To anybody who needs a little extra, please go Have a cup of hot chocolate and calm down with a blanket and some music. Go outside and eat a banana take some deep breaths and look at the sky for a bit. Go look in the mirror and tell yourself that you love yourself, you know your worth and that you’re valid. Have a glass of water and go watch Napoleon dynamite. Eat something.
And if nobody told you today, good morning, sweet dreams, I love you, I’m proud of you, keep going.