Napoleon jokes
A young boy was talking to his friend about his family:
"My great-grandfather fought against Napoleon, my grandfather fought against the English, my father fought against the Americans, and my uncle against the Argentinians."
The friend replied: "It seems that your family can't get along with anybody!"
Why did the French call Napoleon "Napo?" Because it is Napo[leon].
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Funny Test Answers #6
Russian history in 5 words: "And then things got worse."
I was working in an iPhone store in Norwich when a man came! He said, "Give me a hat-trick or I will destroy your store!" I said, "No," and he started to smash phones! I immediately screamed, "Important game!" and he disappeared! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my store! 😡😡
Chuck Norris gets pulled over by a cop, and the cop gets a ticket.
Lightning doesn’t strike twice in the same place, but Chuck Norris does.
If Italy attacked France from the rear, would Greece help?
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