Location jokes

This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.

I was on a flight to California, but my next in the Empire State Building.

Your sister is so stupid, when she saw Mountain Dew, she went to the top of a mountain to get it.

Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.

I was high in high school, but not as high as the people jumping from the buildings.

What happens when the Freedom Towers got hit? They step in Ground Zero.

Why did the chicken cross the road?...

To get to the other side.

What do you call it when you sell Panera Bread in your shed?

Panera Shed.

I hope you SEA me around later, 'cause I SHORE won't stay here for long.

What kind of streets do ghosts haunt?

Dead ends.

You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.

What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?

They are both off the map.

Do you know when the thing of you when the was is where you and if you when you where if I and you where in the thing is where yes?

Where's your mom?

In the bin.

What has four legs and one arm? A Doderman in a playground.

East Richmond had a train station, but Richmond is better, why?

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street when all of a sudden, Paddy falls down a manhole. Murphy shouts down, "Paddy, is it dark down there?"

Paddy shouts up, "Dunno Murphy, I crnt see a fecking thing!"

Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.

What do you call a nerd in space?

A space nerd.

Where does a pencil go to vacation? Pennsylvania.