Location jokes
Where can a male and female rabbit make love at? The rabbit house or the rabbit hole?
Where do you find a turtle with no legs? Right where you left it.
House for sale: five minutes from the beach or eight seconds if you fall.
Worst jokes ever? More like I killed an old man in 2012 in Oklahoma City at that nasty Red Lobster, not the one near the freeway, and hid the body in a creek!
What are the best shooting ranges in America?
Schools.
Where are virgins usually born?
Virginia.
MISSING MISSING!!! 😢😢
NAME: PRUNO PENANDES 👍🤝
MISSING: 27/6/21 VS BELGIUM 🤔🤔
LAST SEEN: DIVING AT OLD TRAFFORD, CRYING TO REFEREES🤬😿
POSSIBLE LOCATIONS: PENALTY SPOT🥅
"GIVE ME PENALTY”🤬🤬
"I ONLY STATPAD AGAINST FARMERS MY FRIEND"😁😁
Yo mama is so dumb, she wanted to get some ice, but she went to Antarctica and actually got ice and brought wilt cream! 🤣
China. There. :)
"Mommy, mommy, where's my school dress... ewww!"
"Shut up and leave the bedroom."
How did the Scottish man find the sheep in the tall grass?
Satisfying.
Hey Siri, where is my dad?
Your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.
HAH, jokes on you! My dad’s in the kitchen!
Your mom’s husband is in the kitchen, your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.
...WhAT-
Mom: Anna, let your younger brother have the sled one half of the time, and you the other half. That way it will all be fair, and I don't have to put up with this crying. I've already got seven others to take care of.
Anna: I do, Mom. I have Fred (younger brother) go up, and I go down!
Mom: Good. Now how 'bout the rest of you go play outside? It's beautiful out there! It's the warmest it's been all year, 45 degrees below 0!
Kids: Wow! I never thought it would warm up! I love Alaska!
If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house?
In Washington D.C.
Are you a playground? Because I want to put my kids in you.
Where do animal does Russian milk come from?
"Moscows".
Why doesn't anyone play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
Enemy: You know, I saw you walking down the street, and at first glance, I thought you were a fat and ugly bitch.
Me: Strange... Who puts a mirror in the middle of the street?
Signs my cousin is going places when he's older:
TEST QUESTION: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
He wrote: "At the bottom of the page."
Smart kid!
Where did the mushroom kill himself?
In the mushroom.