Location jokes
Q: Where do you find a quadriplegic?
A: Right where you left 'em.
My disabled dad went to the grocery store.
He got lost and yet they couldn’t find him.
Finally, he was found after a kid told them he was in the vegetable aisle.
What do you do when you see a naked dead girl?
Check your map, you're obviously going in circles.
Your sister is so stupid, when she saw Mountain Dew, she went to the top of a mountain to get it.
Oliver Savage and Jack Savage who goes to TTC in Frinton in England.
Me and my friend are walking, we see a kid. My friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents. He said, "Yeah." I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.
Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.
What is the slipperiest county?
Greece!
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home, and walk walk home from school today? And...
Lil Nas X is so gay, I would fuck him in the Old Town Road.
Wanna hook up at Mount Cook?
Where did Janet go during the bombing? Everywhere.
East Richmond had a train station, but Richmond is better, why?
Where are the multi's? Where are they at? The placations?
I was walking down the street when I thought I smelled my ex's perfume. Turns out, I was standing in front of a fish market.
When you commit suicide in your house, that's suicide, but when you commit suicide outside, you failed your parkour.
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On the school bus, the pricks are on the inside, but on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside.
What's the difference between a submarine and Madeline McCann?
They are both full of seamen and at the bottom of the sea.
What did one arm say to the other? "What is your address?"
Found this girl in Hawaii.
Put a stick up her ass and she said, "Ayi."