Location jokes
You live in the airport.
Yo hairline so ugly, when you go to school you fall on a line.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?
Because then they would be called bagels! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Where did Noah keep his bees? -- In the ark hives.
I saw a man. I saw another man. And I saw another. Where am I? Comment below.
When my dad once went to the Virgin Islands, now it's just called the Islands.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other side.
Bird on the beach: seagull.
Bird by the bay: bagel.
Bird down south Philly Walmart parking lot: illegal.
I hope you SEA me around later, 'cause I SHORE won't stay here for long.
What is similar between a ton of kids and some boxes?
Both of those are commonly found in basements.
How do you fit 3 gay men on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
I saw a petition on replacing gravestones with trees so it will be a beautiful forest.
Son: Where's grandma?
Zach is a gay kid from Rob. Love you!
I made a website for orphans.
It's all about parents who want children near their location.
To make tea, road, road, road, road.
Case.
The space of space, Der der.
The chosen week was chosen.
Object.
Der mezzer lakes.
Jack and Jill went up a hill. His condom ripped, and now they are from Alabama.
An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called "Lenin in Poland." When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests.
The painting depicts Lenin's wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky.
"But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin?" asks one of the guests.
"Lenin is in Poland," replies the painter.
I was in Alabama last year. I walked into a store and noticed a couple kissing each other, and I said, "Excuse me, where is the bathroom?" The man said, "Right over there." I went into the bathroom and then heard the girl say, "Dad, I have to go to school soon."
Did you know that, statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile? Not me though, not me though; I live next door to a lil 10 year old boy with a FAT ASS yenno what I'm sayin'???
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.