Location jokes
What do you call it when you sell Panera Bread in your shed?
Panera Shed.
Your sister is so stupid, when she saw Mountain Dew, she went to the top of a mountain to get it.
Where's your mom?
In the bin.
Yo mama's so fat, she's both in the Atlantic and Pacific ocean.
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
Memes
This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.
I was on a flight to California, but my next in the Empire State Building.
Were you born on the streets? Because that's where most accidents happen.
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
"Hi, I’m Dan White’s dad. Where is he?"
What kind of streets do ghosts haunt?
Dead ends.
I hope you SEA me around later, 'cause I SHORE won't stay here for long.
What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.
East Richmond had a train station, but Richmond is better, why?
What do you call an orphan in Alabama?
A virgin.
What's the same about boxes and children?
They're both found in basements.
What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi-Wan Canopy
When are you from Iowa? You know!!! 🚗
When you're from Arkansas, you know! Door!
Mary has a house near a forest. She lives with her bro, and she once asked, "How many trees are there?" Her bro said: "I don't know." She said: "Tree."