Location jokes

Were you born on the streets? Because that's where most accidents happen.

What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?

They are both off the map.

You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.

I hope you SEA me around later, 'cause I SHORE won't stay here for long.

Do you know when the thing of you when the was is where you and if you when you where if I and you where in the thing is where yes?

What do you call an orphan in Alabama?

A virgin.

Bill was on a hill. What a hillbilly!

When you're from Arkansas, you know! Door!

Mary has a house near a forest. She lives with her bro, and she once asked, "How many trees are there?" Her bro said: "I don't know." She said: "Tree."

When are you from Iowa? You know!!! 🚗

"Jesus loves you" is a wonderful thing to hear in church.

But a horrible thing to hear in a Mexican prison.

There were four people who went to land... only three returned... Why?

They left someone for memories!

If you were a room in my house, I’d make you the basement.

So I could put kids inside you.

You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?

A lot of things.

Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.

I'll never forget my grandpa's last words:

"You need to park a little closer."

Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.

You live in the airport.

I saw a man. I saw another man. And I saw another. Where am I? Comment below.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the side that he was not on.