Location jokes
How do you fit 3 gay men on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
To make tea, road, road, road, road.
Case.
The space of space, Der der.
The chosen week was chosen.
Object.
Der mezzer lakes.
Jack and Jill went up a hill. His condom ripped, and now they are from Alabama.
When my dad once went to the Virgin Islands, now it's just called the Islands.
I made a website for orphans.
It's all about parents who want children near their location.
I was in Alabama last year. I walked into a store and noticed a couple kissing each other, and I said, "Excuse me, where is the bathroom?" The man said, "Right over there." I went into the bathroom and then heard the girl say, "Dad, I have to go to school soon."
Did you know that, statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile? Not me though, not me though; I live next door to a lil 10 year old boy with a FAT ASS yenno what I'm sayin'???
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
Zach is a gay kid from Rob. Love you!
What do they feed a gorilla in Paris?
Ape Suzettes.
Necrophilia in Alabama is fun for the whole family, even grandma.
What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground?
A bolder choice.
I was walking down the street when I thought I smelled my ex's perfume. Turns out, I was standing in front of a fish market.
Were you born on the highway? 'Cause that's where most accidents happen.
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Where you left it.
What do you call pedophiles on a beach? Pedos in Speedos.
Were you born on a highway? Because that's where accidents mostly happen.
I saw a kid crying, so I asked them, "Where are your parents?" Then she cried harder, so I left the orphanage.
If you were a room in my house, I’d make you the basement.
So I could put kids inside you.