you were born on a road.thats were most accidents happen
Welcome to Mississippi.
Hahaha, you have no PP!
What is similar between a ton of kids and some boxes?
Both of those are commonly found in basements.
What is blue and wiggling on my floor?
A baby in a bag.
Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Put them in a barking lot!
Why did the son go to the store?
To find his dad.
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
China. There. :)
If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"
Your forehead is so big that it has five different time zones!
House for sale: five minutes from the beach or eight seconds if you fall.
Someone asked me to go to hell, so I drove to my local middle school.
You’re so fat,
that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.
I found someone's hairline. It was on the western front.
I like my wine like my women:
16 and in my basement.
Texas 😂😂😂😂
At night time, in Africa, it's known as the darkest country. Till this day, I still wonder why.
What do you call a wife who knows where her husband is at all times?
A widow.
When you’re hunting at a forest resort and you shoot a deer, but then you remember that there are no deer at the forest resort.
