Why did the chicken cross the road?...
To get to the other side.
Location Jokes
What happens when the Freedom Towers got hit? They step in Ground Zero.
I hope you SEA me around later, 'cause I SHORE won't stay here for long.
East Richmond had a train station, but Richmond is better, why?
Do you know when the thing of you when the was is where you and if you when you where if I and you where in the thing is where yes?
What do you call an orphan in Alabama?
A virgin.
What has four legs and one arm? A Doderman in a playground.
What's the same about boxes and children?
They're both found in basements.
What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi-Wan Canopy
When are you from Iowa? You know!!! 🚗
Mary has a house near a forest. She lives with her bro, and she once asked, "How many trees are there?" Her bro said: "I don't know." She said: "Tree."
There were four people who went to land... only three returned... Why?
They left someone for memories!
"Jesus loves you" is a wonderful thing to hear in church.
But a horrible thing to hear in a Mexican prison.
Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?
From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽.
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?
A lot of things.
Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.
If you were a room in my house, I’d make you the basement.
So I could put kids inside you.
Bill was on a hill. What a hillbilly!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
When you're from Arkansas, you know! Door!
