Location jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the side that he was not on.
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.
Yo mama's so fat, she's both in the Atlantic and Pacific ocean.
I hope you SEA me around later, 'cause I SHORE won't stay here for long.
What's the same about boxes and children?
They're both found in basements.
Where's your mom?
In the bin.
What has four legs and one arm? A Doderman in a playground.
Were you born on the streets? Because that's where most accidents happen.
What kind of streets do ghosts haunt?
Dead ends.
I was on a flight to California, but my next in the Empire State Building.
"Hi, I’m Dan White’s dad. Where is he?"
What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
Do you know when the thing of you when the was is where you and if you when you where if I and you where in the thing is where yes?
Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street when all of a sudden, Paddy falls down a manhole. Murphy shouts down, "Paddy, is it dark down there?"
Paddy shouts up, "Dunno Murphy, I crnt see a fecking thing!"
Mary has a house near a forest. She lives with her bro, and she once asked, "How many trees are there?" Her bro said: "I don't know." She said: "Tree."
What do you call an orphan in Alabama?
A virgin.
East Richmond had a train station, but Richmond is better, why?
What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi-Wan Canopy