Abandoned in the Woods

A man takes a boy into the woods.

Boy says:

"Mister, I’m scared, and it’s dark and cold."

The Man: "How do you think I feel? I’m walking out here alone!"

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. So, this dummy thinks it's funny 'cause the dude in the woods is ditching the kid. Get it? Like, the real joke is the guy is more worried about himself than the poor kid he dragged into the woods. You probably wouldn't get it because you are definitely the type to get lost in the woods.

Comments (1)

Jeff

7 years ago

That’s amazing

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