friend: hey,wanna play hid and seek? me:sure, i've got a great spot! me: *grabs nuce and runs to my closet*
Why has Stephen Hawking stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector.
Boy and girl playing hide and seek... girl: I found you, Boy: what gave me away, Girl: ur parents obviously
What did me an my uncle call hide and seek? Naked and afraid
Why was the cheetah so bad at hide and seek ? No matter where she hid, she was always spotted.
Why don’t violists play hide and seek? Because no one will look for them.
I was playing hide and seek at work the other day unfortunately it ended me in hospital tho icu
I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.
Why did the joke die? Because it's a meme!
I was remembering the time when lost my brother, only until I heard that hide and seek wasn't the best Idea especially in a secluded parking lot in downtown.
Q. What is an orphans favourite game
A. Hide and seek
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them
To the guy who in a wheel chair who stole my camoflauge coat u can hide bu you can run
Ever heard of the show naked and afraid? thats what i call hide and seek with my uncle.
Congratulations! 10 years+ record of hide and seek with your parents and they're still hiding! :) They hide so well, they probably forgot about you. Mwah. <3
Why don't people play hide-and-seek in the number 4.Because it would take forever.Get it? for-ever and 4 four so four ever.
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet
Why can't a cheetah play hide and seek? Because he's always spotted
Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!
Yo mama so stupid, she hides behind a glass door when playing hide and seek.
