Hide-and-seek jokes

What Happens When You Get Caught On Fire?

— You Lost To Slmebody When You Were Playing Hide And Seek, And The Place Where You Got Caught Was Exactly On A Patch Of Fire.

Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?

Because nobody will actually look for them.

The only thing the orphan learned from his dad is the hide-and-seek skill to hide for 18 years. He tried it out; now he has infinite milk.

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.

Bin Laden was the hide and seek champion for 10 years, 2001-2011.

One day I was walking along the street and I found some caution tape... Just sitting there torn up... Beat up, and you could barely unravel it anymore because I would just burst into shreds... It kinda reminded me of what happened to my sister's killer... They still haven’t found him yet... I’m really good at hide and seek!

I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.

Why don’t orphans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

I was playing hide-n-seek with my dad and he hid, but I could never find him till this day.

Tigger was playing hide & seek, so he looked in the toilet, but all he found was Pooh.

Have you heard of the show Naked and Afraid?

That's what I call hide and seek with my uncle.

Why is the cheetah super good at hide and seek tag? Because he was too fast!

Why did the joke die?

Because it's a meme!

Playing hide and seek with Helen Keller wasn’t the best idea you’ve had all day.

Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?

Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!

Why don’t violists play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

I was in a school shooting a few years ago, 3 people died.

I guess that’s what you get when you’re bad at hide and seek.

Why is it so hard to play hide-and-seek in an orphanage?

Because nobody is looking for them.

Yo mama so stupid, she hides behind a glass door when playing hide and seek.

What is Osama bin Laden's favorite game?

Hide and seek.