Hide-and-seek

Hide-and-Seek Jokes

Show

Ever heard of the show "Naked and Afraid"? That's what I call hide-and-seek with my uncle.

Friend

Friend: Hey, wanna play hide and seek? Me: Sure, I've got a great spot! Me: *grabs knife and runs to my closet*

Gay People

Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?

Because they're always coming out of the closet.

Metal Detector

Why has Stephen Hawking stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector.

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  • Hide

    Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!

    Orphan

    Boy and girl playing hide and seek... girl: "I found you." Boy: "What gave me away?" Girl: "Ur parents obviously."

    Orphanage

    Why can’t kids at an orphanage play hide and seek?

    Because no one’s looking for them.

    Yo mama

    Yo mama so stupid, she hides behind a glass door when playing hide and seek.

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  • Shooting

    I was in a school shooting a few years ago, 3 people died.

    I guess that’s what you get when you’re bad at hide and seek.

    Cheetah

    Why was the cheetah so bad at hide and seek?

    No matter where she hid, she was always spotted.

    Violist

    Why don’t violists play hide and seek?

    Because no one will look for them.

    Orphan

    Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?

    Because they can’t find their parents.

    Wife

    Why did Stephen Hawking and his wife stop playing hide and seek? She kept using a metal detector.

    People

    Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?

    Because they're always coming out of the closet.

    Dad

    My dad and I have been playing hide and seek.

    It's been 15 years and I still haven't found him.

    Rapper

    Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?

    Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!

    Hide

    I was playing hide and seek at work the other day. Unfortunately, it ended with me in the hospital, though; ICU.