Ever heard of the show "Naked and Afraid"? That's what I call hide-and-seek with my uncle.
Friend: Hey, wanna play hide and seek? Me: Sure, I've got a great spot! Me: *grabs knife and runs to my closet*
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
Why can't a cheetah play hide and seek?
Because he's always spotted.
Why has Stephen Hawking stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector.
Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!
Boy and girl playing hide and seek... girl: "I found you." Boy: "What gave me away?" Girl: "Ur parents obviously."
What did me and my uncle call hide and seek? Naked and afraid.
Why can’t kids at an orphanage play hide and seek?
Because no one’s looking for them.
Yo mama so stupid, she hides behind a glass door when playing hide and seek.
I was in a school shooting a few years ago, 3 people died.
I guess that’s what you get when you’re bad at hide and seek.
Why was the cheetah so bad at hide and seek?
No matter where she hid, she was always spotted.
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.
Why don’t violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Why did Stephen Hawking and his wife stop playing hide and seek? She kept using a metal detector.
My dad and I have been playing hide and seek. It's been 15 years and I still haven't found him.
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
Bin Laden was the hide and seek champion for 10 years, 2001-2011.
I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.
