Hide-and-seek jokes

I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.

I was playing hide-n-seek with my dad and he hid, but I could never find him till this day.

Why is the cheetah super good at hide and seek tag? Because he was too fast!

Why don’t orphans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?

Because nobody will actually look for them.

Have you heard of the show Naked and Afraid?

That's what I call hide and seek with my uncle.

What Happens When You Get Caught On Fire?

— You Lost To Slmebody When You Were Playing Hide And Seek, And The Place Where You Got Caught Was Exactly On A Patch Of Fire.

Bin Laden was the hide and seek champion for 10 years, 2001-2011.

Why don’t violists play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

One day I was walking along the street and I found some caution tape... Just sitting there torn up... Beat up, and you could barely unravel it anymore because I would just burst into shreds... It kinda reminded me of what happened to my sister's killer... They still haven’t found him yet... I’m really good at hide and seek!

What is Osama bin Laden's favorite game?

Hide and seek.

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.

I was in a school shooting a few years ago, 3 people died.

I guess that’s what you get when you’re bad at hide and seek.

The only thing the orphan learned from his dad is the hide-and-seek skill to hide for 18 years. He tried it out; now he has infinite milk.

Kid in 2021: I'm goated at hide and seek.

Anne Frank: I am the hide and seek champion of the world.

Why did Stephen Hawking and his wife stop playing hide and seek? She kept using a metal detector.

Why is it so hard to play hide-and-seek in an orphanage?

Because nobody is looking for them.

Yo, three kids play hide-and-go-seek. Their names are Trouble, Manners, and Shut Up.

Shut Up hit the police station, Manners hit the trashcan. Trouble is the seeker. When they go and hide and all that shit, the policeman comes up to Shut Up and goes, "Hey kid, what's your name?"

Well, Shut Up looks at him and goes, "Shut Up."

Policeman says, "Excuse me, kid, where's your manners at?"

Shut Up goes, "Oh, Manners? In the trash."

Policeman goes, "Oh, Manners in the trash? And then policeman goes, "Hey kid, are you looking for Trouble?"

Then Shut Up goes and says, "No, Trouble's looking for me."

Yo mama so stupid, she hides behind a glass door when playing hide and seek.

What's an orphan's least favorite game?

Hide and seek.