Ever heard of the show "Naked and Afraid"? That's what I call hide-and-seek with my uncle.
Friend: Hey, wanna play hide and seek? Me: Sure, I've got a great spot! Me: *grabs knife and runs to my closet*
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
Why can't a cheetah play hide and seek?
Because he's always spotted.
Why has Stephen Hawking stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector.
Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!
Boy and girl playing hide and seek... girl: I found you, Boy: what gave me away, Girl: ur parents obviously
What did me an my uncle call hide and seek? Naked and afraid
Yo mama so stupid, she hides behind a glass door when playing hide and seek.
Why was the cheetah so bad at hide and seek ? No matter where she hid, she was always spotted.
Why don’t violists play hide and seek? Because no one will look for them.
Why is orphans bad at hide and seek ? Because they can’t find there parents
Why did Stephan Hawkins and his wife stop playing hide and seek - she kept using a metal detector
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they’re always coming out of the closet
My dad and I have been playing hide and seek. It's been 15 years and I still haven't found him.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the BOOTH
Bin laden was the hide and seek champion for 10 years. 2001-2011
Why don't rappers ever play hide and seek?
Because good luck HIDING when your NAME’S always dropping
Have you heard of the show Naked and Afraid?...... That's what I call hide and seek with my uncle
I was playing hide and seek at work the other day unfortunately it ended me in hospital tho icu
