Hide-and-seek jokes
Kid in 2021: I'm goated at hide and seek.
Anne Frank: I am the hide and seek champion of the world.
What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death?
His hide-and-seek skills.
You look like you're playing hide-and-seek with your hairline.
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Hide and seek.
I was playing hide and seek at work the other day. Unfortunately, it ended with me in the hospital, though; ICU.
Yo, three kids play hide-and-go-seek. Their names are Trouble, Manners, and Shut Up.
Shut Up hit the police station, Manners hit the trashcan. Trouble is the seeker. When they go and hide and all that shit, the policeman comes up to Shut Up and goes, "Hey kid, what's your name?"
Well, Shut Up looks at him and goes, "Shut Up."
Policeman says, "Excuse me, kid, where's your manners at?"
Shut Up goes, "Oh, Manners? In the trash."
Policeman goes, "Oh, Manners in the trash? And then policeman goes, "Hey kid, are you looking for Trouble?"
Then Shut Up goes and says, "No, Trouble's looking for me."
Why is the cheetah super good at hide and seek tag? Because he was too fast!
I was playing hide-n-seek with my dad and he hid, but I could never find him till this day.
Someone tracked down a cripple and said, "You can hide, but you can't run!"
Why don't people play hide-and-seek in the number 4?
Because it would take forever. Get it? "For-ever" and "4" four, so "four ever."
Have you heard of the show Naked and Afraid?
That's what I call hide and seek with my uncle.
Congratulations! 10 years+ record of hide and seek with your parents, and they're still hiding!
They hide so well, they probably forgot about you. Mwah. <3
One of my earliest memories is seeing my mother's face through the oven window as we played hide and seek, and she said: "You're getting warmer!"
Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.
Why was the cheetah so bad at hide and seek?
No matter where she hid, she was always spotted.
What did me and my uncle call hide and seek? Naked and afraid.
Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!
Why did Stephen Hawking and his wife stop playing hide and seek? She kept using a metal detector.
Why don’t orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.