Gulag jokes

In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually.

"Welcome to the gulag."

When you're in the war and you die and say to God, "Where is the gulag?"

In Soviet Russia, gay sex gets you arrested.

In America, getting arrested gets you gay sex.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?

Gang rape.

You know what the worst thing about gang rape is?

Having to wait your turn.

Russian history in 5 words: "And then things got worse."