Gulag jokes

In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually.

When you're in the war and you die and say to God, "Where is the gulag?"

"Welcome to the gulag."

Three men are on a bench in Soviet Russia talking shit about Stalin. One of the men all of a sudden pulls out a KGB badge and says, "You two are coming with me for treason." One of the other men also pulls out a badge and says, "Not me." The third man pulls out a badge and says, "Wow? There's a lot of agents here."

You really can't call Stalin bad. Just think about the people that wanted to die.