Wine Preference

Alright, listen up, you dingus. The "joke" is that this dummy likes his wine aged, right? But then he says he likes his women like that too, meaning he wants 'em young and locked up. It's supposed to be funny 'cause it's messed up. But guess what? It's just messed up, not funny. And you, you probably think this is comedy gold, don't you? You're the reason they put instructions on shampoo bottles, aren't you?