Location jokes
If you've spent less time inside your mother than your father has, you just might be from Alabama!
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always know where the BEAT is.
I like my wine like my women:
16 and in my basement.
Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?
From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym πͺ πͺ ποΈββοΈ or at the rest area βΏοΈ πΉ π½.
What is the difference between kinky and perverted?
Kinky is when an abled-bodied gay male is receiving an anonymous blow job from a physically disabled gay male under the handicapped stall at a rest area.
Perverted is when an abled-bodied gay male has to give a Klondike Bar to a physically disabled gay male to receive an anonymous blow job under the handicapped stall at a rest area.
What do you call an ass on a beach?
Sandy cheeks!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the recording studio?
Because he heard they were dropping TRACKS.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert? (Part 2)
To find his fans!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find his way through the BEATS.
My friend's dad went to jail. He's just surprised because he can finally find him!
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
"Jesus loves you" is a wonderful thing to hear in church.
But a horrible thing to hear in a Mexican prison.
Mmm, I'm Walter McWhitey, I'm from the newest Mexico.
In what city do you always lose your mum? Mumbai.
Why do people in Alabama like peanut butter and jelly?
Because it's in bread.
Your mama is so skinny that when she went to go outside, the slightest breeze flew her all the way to New Mexico.
There were four people who went to land... only three returned... Why?
They left someone for memories!
Why doesn't anyone play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
I found this at school.