Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS.
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
"Jesus loves you" is a wonderful thing to hear in church.
But a horrible thing to hear in a Mexican prison.
Mmm, I'm Walter McWhitey, I'm from the newest Mexico.
In what city do you always lose your mum? Mumbai.
Why do people in Alabama like peanut butter and jelly?
Because it's in bread.
Your mama is so skinny that when she went to go outside, the slightest breeze flew her all the way to New Mexico.
Why doesn't anyone play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
I found this at school.
A few days after her husband’s death, a widow accidentally receives an email from a man waiting for his wife in Spain.
The email reads: "Dearest Wife, just got checked in. Everything [is] prepared for your arrival tomorrow. P. S. It’s really hot down here!"
At night time, in Africa, it's known as the darkest country. Till this day, I still wonder why.
I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.