Your mama is so skinny that when she went to go outside, the slightest breeze flew her all the way to New Mexico.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, numbskull! This joke is all about exaggerating how skinny someone's mama is. They're saying she's so light that even a little breeze could blow her from wherever she was all the way to New Mexico! Which is kinda far. This Explain bear knows that it's probably further than you have ever walked because you like to eat cheese puffs all day, don't you?