I think our destination is under there.
Under where?
I think our destination is under there.
Under where?
Where does a pencil go to vacation? Pennsylvania.
If you really think about it, every market in Africa is a black market.
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
Jimmy: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Joe: Why?
Jimmy: To get to the idiot’s house.
Jimmy: Knock knock.
Joe: Who’s there?
Jimmy: It’s the chicken.
Anyone go to Success Jonesboro, AR?
Papyrus: Well come to the underground.
Sans: How was your falls?
Papyrus: G-g-good luck eve-ever ge-getting o-out.
Sans: Give me your balls!
Found this girl in Hawaii.
Put a stick up her ass and she said, "Ayi."