No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.
Where does a pencil go to vacation? Pennsylvania.
If you really think about it, every market in Africa is a black market.
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat.
She said nothing, so I took her to Africa.
I went for a swim in the river that crosses Mexico, and I saw a Mexican, aka a wetback, swimming across. I asked, and he said, "I'm a wetback."
Why are you sad? Because you are in Morocco, ha ha.
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
If you have a pair and it runs around the street, what do you call it? A running pair.
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.
Anyone go to Success Jonesboro, AR?
Why does Fallout look like Ohio?
Papyrus: Well come to the underground.
Sans: How was your falls?
Papyrus: G-g-good luck eve-ever ge-getting o-out.
Sans: Give me your balls!
You wonder where my dad is.
Meanwhile, Dad: It's good to be at milk island!
Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"
The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."
Found this girl in Hawaii.
Put a stick up her ass and she said, "Ayi."
Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.
Your sister is so stupid, when she saw Mountain Dew, she went to the top of a mountain to get it.
In Ohio, people walk with their hands.
Mario: Princess Peach got kidnapped again!
Luigi: Where did they go?
Mario: To the left.
Luigi: Fuck
