If you give a gator a GPS, does that make it a navigator?
Where did Sally go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Where do you find a dog with no arms or legs?
Where you left it.
What do you call pedophiles on a beach? Pedos in Speedos.
Chuck Norris knows the location of Atlantis.
What do you call a wife who knows where her husband is at all times?
A widow.
Where do animal does Russian milk come from?
"Moscows".
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Where you left it.