I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.
Anyone go to Success Jonesboro, AR?
Why does Fallout look like Ohio?
Papyrus: Well come to the underground.
Sans: How was your falls?
Papyrus: G-g-good luck eve-ever ge-getting o-out.
Sans: Give me your balls!
You wonder where my dad is.
Meanwhile, Dad: It's good to be at milk island!
Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"
The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."
Found this girl in Hawaii.
Put a stick up her ass and she said, "Ayi."
Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.
Your sister is so stupid, when she saw Mountain Dew, she went to the top of a mountain to get it.
In Ohio, people walk with their hands.
Mario: Princess Peach got kidnapped again!
Luigi: Where did they go?
Mario: To the left.
Luigi: Fuck
Are you French? Because I Eiffel for you.
Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.
All my friends live in a forest. It's called Aokigahara.
Foreplay in may areas: "You awake?"
Way down South: "You awake, mom?"
What's the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot A man will actually look for the golf ball
Me: I have depression.
Someone: You should get out more! Go outside!
Me: *goes to the beach* Now it's a tropical depression.
The woman had a dick, lol, it's your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! Jhon man! In New York City I am on to you! I will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodyguard!
I just read an article that Texas is number one in the nation for both depression and infidelity in relationships.
It's a sad state of affairs.
What do you call emos that live in the Bahamas?
Tropical depressions.
