Location jokes
Did you know? The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!
Where do fruits go on vacation?
"Pear-is!"
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
I am on the German website.
Did you hear about the man who jumped off a bridge in France? He was in Seine.
A few days after her husband’s death, a widow accidentally receives an email from a man waiting for his wife in Spain.
The email reads: "Dearest Wife, just got checked in. Everything [is] prepared for your arrival tomorrow. P. S. It’s really hot down here!"
At night time, in Africa, it's known as the darkest country. Till this day, I still wonder why.
I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.
One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.
My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.
What do you do when you see a naked dead girl?
Check your map, you're obviously going in circles.
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
If you were a room in my house, I’d make you the basement.
So I could put kids inside you.
You're in Australia. Your forehead is the reason why Africa is so hot.
This town ain't big enough for the one of you.
We were going to McDonald's, but we ran into your hairline!
Me: Hey, were you born on a highway?
My enemy: Uh, no, why?
Me: Because that’s where most accidents happen.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Island.
Island who?
Island the one that knows you!
Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
A child's parents once lived in Chicago.
I wonder why he's in an orphanage now.