When you go over a speed bump, but you remember that there are no speed bumps in the school zone.
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
Do you know when the thing of you when the was is where you and if you when you where if I and you where in the thing is where yes?
Charli tries to roast me: Roses are red, violets are blue, and you look like poo.
Me: You must have been born on the highway because that's where most accidents happen.
Why was Mr. Bean on the River Thames?
He was rowing at Kingston.
Where is the wall's favorite place to meet his friends?
One day, little Billy came in, pulling up his pants. The teacher asks, "Where have you been, Billy?" He says, "On top of Beverly Hill." A few minutes later, little Willy came in. The teacher asked, "Where have you been?" He says, "On top of Beverly Hill." Ten minutes later, little Johnny came in. The teacher says again, "Where have you been?" He says, "On top of Beverly Hill." A few minutes later, a girl came in. The teacher says, "Who are you?" She says, "I'm Beverly Hill."
What is the definition of Hell, a city in the state of Michigan?
Where do you buy a dishwasher?
Hot singles in your area.
Where do orphans go to get a happy meal?
Orph-Donald's.
Alya and freshfry wondering where the hell Alex is!
Where does a French cat live?
- In Purr-is
OR
- In the Catacombs
OR
- In a chat-eau.
When you commit suicide in your house, that's suicide, but when you commit suicide outside, you failed your parkour.
I couldn't think of anything because you're in the "countryside."
Your mama is so fat, she broke the stairs to Heaven.
Penis ➕ ➕ ➕ 🕳
inside 🚹 🚹 restroom
equals 😋 🍌 🍌 🍌 inside
glory 🕳
"We got a number one victory royale, yeah Fortnite we boutta get down! Get down! Ten kills on the board right now, just wiped out tomato town! My friend's gone down, I revived him now we're heading southbound! Now we're in the pleasant park street, look at the map, go to the marked sheet!"
Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street when all of a sudden, Paddy falls down a manhole. Murphy shouts down, "Paddy, is it dark down there?"
Paddy shouts up, "Dunno Murphy, I crnt see a fecking thing!"
So, a guy and his brother were walking in the woods, and his brother said, "It's getting dark out here, can we go home?"
The man said, "I know, think how I will feel walking home tonight!"
Two people are sitting in a skyscraper.
P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible.
P2: Airplane wifi.
