Location jokes
What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?
Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
I was on a flight to California, but my next in the Empire State Building.
A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks, "Where'd you get that lovely thing?"
"Africa," the parrot replied.
What did the mother say to Michael J. on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my son!"
Why was Liverpool the worst bespoke? Rio supports it, hahah!
What mental disorder do all Mexicans have?
Borderline Personality Disorder.
Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.
This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.
China. There. :)
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
What is the difference between a preschool and my basement?
Little kids leave preschool.
Where did Lucy go after the bombing?
Everywhere.
I asked my mother about her mom.
She said she was in a better place. After that, I asked her where that place is. She didn't know, so I sent her to a better place.
Sonic Boom in my ass.
Today, me and my best friend went to the Grand Canyon. He was taking up all the space by the edge, and I told him to back up. R.I.P. to him.
Yo mama's so fat, she's both in the Atlantic and Pacific ocean.
Why wasn't the infant's entire body found?
Because the limbs are scattered around 43°17.7355’N, 113°58.4205’W.
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field?
Everywhere.
Texas be like everything is bigger here: guns and winter storms!
Was busy robbing a house as quietly as possible and saw a woman catching me in the act, decided to get her in on the act and gave away my location from the noise.