Where do you find a dog with no arms or legs?
Where you left it.
What do you call pedophiles on a beach? Pedos in Speedos.
Chuck Norris knows the location of Atlantis.
What do you call a wife who knows where her husband is at all times?
A widow.
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
Where do animal does Russian milk come from?
"Moscows".
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Where you left it.
