Sonic Boom in my ass.
Location Jokes
Today, me and my best friend went to the Grand Canyon. He was taking up all the space by the edge, and I told him to back up. R.I.P. to him.
Yo mama's so fat, she's both in the Atlantic and Pacific ocean.
Why wasn't the infant's entire body found?
Because the limbs are scattered around 43°17.7355’N, 113°58.4205’W.
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field?
Everywhere.
Texas be like everything is bigger here: guns and winter storms!
Was busy robbing a house as quietly as possible and saw a woman catching me in the act, decided to get her in on the act and gave away my location from the noise.
Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!
My friend misspelled "Mexico" and got here.
He sucked his sister's poop hole.
Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.
What do you call New York City?
A human zoo.
Why didn't R. Kelly go to Germany to fuck teens? The legal age there is 14...Like bro hop on a plane and fuck a 14 year old hooker!
What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?
Kilometers Morales.
A girl asked her mom, "Why is my name Walmart?"
Her dad replied and said, "Because that’s where you were made."
Yo Mama so stupid that when she saw a sign that said, “Airport Left,” she turned around and went home.
Where did Tanner go during the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Everywhere.
Why did the frog cross the road to hop to his side, Bih?
Where's your mom?
In the bin.
Jack and Jill went up a hill. His condom ripped, and now they are from Alabama.
I know where you live! I saw you before!
