Mexico

Mexico Jokes

Olympics

Why does Mexico never hold the Olympics? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already out of the country.

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  • Essay

    How did the Mexican girl get pregnant? Her teacher told her to do his essay.

    Olympic team

    Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim is already in America.

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  • Alien

    My son got in trouble for writing the following underneath the question “Do aliens exist?”

    “Of course they do! They live in Mexico!”

    Wall

    Why does Mexico not have a good athletics team? Because anyone who can run or jump is already over the wall.

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  • Fight

    What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?

    Alien vs Predator.

    Stereotype

    A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane.

    The German sticks his hand out and says, "We are in Germany." The others ask, "How do you know?" The German says, "Because it's so cold."

    Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says, "We are in Australia." The others ask, "How do you know?" He replies, "Because it's so warm."

    Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says, "We are in Mexico." The others ask, "How do you know?" He says, "Because my watch is gone."

    Drug Cartel

    Why are Americans so shocked when it comes to Mexican drug cartels?

    Because none of the drug lords (or their associates, for that matter) have shot up a school.