What’s Mexico’s favorite sport?
Cross country.
Why does Mexico never hold the Olympics? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already out of the country.
What do you call a Mexican that smokes weed? A baked bean.
What do you call a Mexican under a carpet? Underlay, underlay.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
How did the Mexican girl get pregnant? Her teacher told her to do his essay.
What borders on stupidity?
Canada and Mexico
What do you call a Mexican Baptism?
Bean Dip.
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim is already in America.
trump built a wall that mexicans can't get over it
My son got in trouble for writing the following underneath the question “Do aliens exist?”
“Of course they do! They live in Mexico!”
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!
What do you call a wingless fly?
A walk!
Why does Mexico not have a good athletics team? Because anyone who can run or jump is already over the wall.
what is the thirstiest ocean in the world
the gulp of mexico lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Canada United States Mexico
C U M
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?
Alien vs Predator.
What's a Mexican's favorite video game?
Borderlands.
If Mexico is an unredeemable shithole, then how come the Republicans' favorite senator, Ted Cruz, ran to Mexico as fast as he could after a little bit of snow in his home?
A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane.
The German sticks his hand out and says, "We are in Germany." The others ask, "How do you know?" The German says, "Because it's so cold."
Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says, "We are in Australia." The others ask, "How do you know?" He replies, "Because it's so warm."
Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says, "We are in Mexico." The others ask, "How do you know?" He says, "Because my watch is gone."
