Why does Mexico never hold the Olympics? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already out of the country.
What do you call a Mexican under a carpet - underlay underlay.
What’s Mexico’s favourite sport? Cross Country
What do you call Mexican that smokes weed.a Baked bean
What's a Mexicans favorite sport? Cross country.
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?
Alien vs Predator.
What do you call a Mexican Baptism?
Bean Dip
What's a Mexican's favorite video game?
Borderlands.
Why are Americans so shocked when it comes to Mexican drug cartels?
Because none of the drug lords (or their associates, for that matter) have shot up a school.
How did the Mexican girl get pregnant? Her teacher told her to do his essay.
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team because everyone who can run jump and swim is already in America
Why doesn't Mexico compete in the Olympics?
Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump, and swim are in the U.S.
Drop me in afghanistan with a dodge challenger super stock, a mexican named jose, a 6 pack of dr.pepper, a golden scar, a pack of chimichangas and a M4A1 and ill have the taliban saying the pledge of allegence in 4 hours.
Why don't mexicans cross the border in groups of 3? Cause the sign says "No Trespassing"
What borders on stupidity?
Canada and Mexico
A Mexican magician said he would disappear on the count of three he said uno dos and disappeared without a tres
trump built a wall that mexicans can't get over it
Top 10 Cos:
1. Disco 2. Flamenco 3. Fresco 4. Fiasco 5. Monaco 6. Tobacco 7. Bronco 8. Morocco 9. UNESCO 10. Taco
Pexico? Not top 1000 in my honest book
What do you call a wingless fly?
A walk!
why don't mexicans like winter? they're afraid of ice
