Mexico jokes
What’s Mexico’s favorite sport?
Cross country.
What do you call a Mexican that smokes weed? A baked bean.
My son got in trouble for writing the following underneath the question “Do aliens exist?”
“Of course they do! They live in Mexico!”
Canada United States Mexico
C U M
Why does Mexico never hold the Olympics? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already out of the country.
What do you call a Mexican Baptism?
Bean Dip.
What borders on stupidity?
Canada and Mexico.
Why does Mexico not have a good athletics team? Because anyone who can run or jump is already over the wall.
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
What do you call a Mexican under a carpet? Underlay, underlay.
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim is already in America.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
Did you hear about the two-car pile-up in Mexico? Yeah like 200 Mexicans died.
My friend misspelled "Mexico" and got here.
He sucked his sister's poop hole.
How did the Mexican girl get pregnant? Her teacher told her to do his essay.
What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
Jose and Hose B.
Why did the chicken cross to the U.S. from Mexico?
To get to the U.S., but he had to show his papers first.
What do you call a wingless fly?
A walk!
Trump built a wall that Mexicans can't get over it.