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cesar

why does mexico never hold the Olympics? because everyone that can run jump and swim is already out the country

America

Anonymous

Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team because everyone who can run jump and swim is already in America

Carpet

Anonymous

What do you call a mexican under a carpet -underlay underlay

Jump

Anonymous

Why doesn’t Mexico compete in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump, and swim are in the U.S.

Jump

Fokurfeelings

Why doesn’t Mexico have a Olympic team? Because everybody that can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S

Die

Anonymous

Did you hear about the two-car pile-up in Mexico? Yeah like 200 Mexicans died.

Trump

Anonymous

Why does Mexico not have a good athletics team? Because anyone who can run or jump is already over the wall.

Girl

Willis gay

How did the Mexican girl get pregnant? Her teacher told her to do his essay.

Smoking

Popcorb

What do you call Mexican that smokes weed.a Baked bean

Border

Pieman_7500

Why are there no Olympics in Mexico?

Because everyone from Mexico that can run, jump, and swim is already over the border.

Ocean

brianna trautman

what is the thirstiest ocean in the world

the gulp of mexico lol!!!

Fly

Anonymous

What do you call a wingless fly?

A walk!

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Subject Frans Comedy

these are all of my terrible jokes

Two antennas met on a roof, they fell in love and got married. The ceremony was alright but the reception was amazing A jumper cable walks into a bar and the bartender said "I’ll serve you but don’t start anything A dyslexic man walks into a bra Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says "does this taste funny to you, I’m joking of course" Dejamoo: the feeling that you’ve heard this bull before A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident and said to the doctor “I can’t feel my legs” the doctor said " I know, I AMPUTATED YOUR ARMS" I went to seafood disco last week, I pulled a muscle What do you call a fish with no eyes, a fsh Two fish swim into a concrete wall, one says "dam" A mystic dwarf escapes from a jail, the call went out of a "small medium at large" A man walks into a bar with solid tar under his arm, he says "a beer please,and one for the road" Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The p is silent YO MAMA SO FAT THAT she should be worried, diabetes is a serious problem What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, duh A priest a rabbi and a cleric walk into a bar, the cleric, due to his religious constructions, does not drink alcohol. The others do the same, they have a pleasant fun and nothing bad happens. What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint. I remember the last words my grandad said before he kicked the bucket, how far do you think I can kick this bucket A man walks into a bar, his alcohol independence is pulling this family apart I like my coffee like my women, on sometimes with a penis A man is working at a bar, a money comes in and orders a banana martini. The man wakes up and tells his story to his wife, he is ignored and he turns around sobbing. His marriage is falling apart Why didn’t Jesus play hockey? Soccer and baseball are more popular in Mexico What’s green and has wheels? Grass, the wheels WERE A LIE. What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have wheels except the duck Why couldn’t the dinosaur break the wall, I don’t know. I’m asking you Why did the old woman put rainbow roller skates on her walker, she has dementia There are an owl and a squirrel watching a farmer go by, they owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing. It’s an owl it can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey

Country

Anonymous

What’s Mexico’s favourite sport? Cross Country

Chicken

Anonymous

Why did the chicken cross to the U.S. from Mexico? To get to the U.S. but he had to show his papers first.

Trump

Anonyomus

Why is Donald trump president?So he can deport Mexicans to mexico

Redneck

Meh

Why does Mexico not have a Olympic team?

Because all of them that can jump,swim,and run are already here.

America

Anonymous

A police pulls over a Mexican man trying to get into America, The Mexican man come up with some sob story and the police say all right all right ok says the police. ill let you go if you can come up with a sentence that has the words green, pink, and yellow in it. The Mexicans thought about it long and hard for almost 45 minutes and then the police says ok ok let’s hear it after waiting impatiently, the Mexican said ok ok don’t rush me I’m ready. The Mexican replied ok when my phone green green, I pink it up and say Yellow !!!

Chicken

Anonymous

Why did the mexican chicken croos the road. Because the mom said" Vente, Baca

America

Anonymous

whats is a mexicans favorite sport?? Cross country because they dont need to be in America Mexico was made for them

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