Mexico jokes
What’s Mexico’s favorite sport?
Cross country.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!
What do you call a wingless fly?
A walk!
How did the Mexican girl get pregnant? Her teacher told her to do his essay.
so true sadly and i hate those griffers
What do you call a Mexican that smokes weed? A baked bean.
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
Trump built a wall that Mexicans can't get over it.
Why does Mexico never hold the Olympics? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already out of the country.
What do you call a Mexican under a carpet? Underlay, underlay.
What do you call a Mexican Baptism?
Bean Dip.
Why did the Mexican chicken cross the road?
Because the mom said, "Vente, Baca."
What borders on stupidity?
Canada and Mexico.
My son got in trouble for writing the following underneath the question “Do aliens exist?”
“Of course they do! They live in Mexico!”
Do you want to wear my sombrero?
Or is that nacho style?
Me: Spanish teacher, why do we need to learn Spanish?
Teacher: Because you might go to Mexico and start a job.
Me: Why would I want to sell drugs?
Why did the chicken cross to the U.S. from Mexico?
To get to the U.S., but he had to show his papers first.
Why does Mexico not have a good athletics team? Because anyone who can run or jump is already over the wall.
Have you ever heard of horchata? Horchata, fuck up!
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim is already in America.