Mexico jokes
What do you call a Mexican under a carpet? Underlay, underlay.
Why does Mexico never hold the Olympics? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already out of the country.
Trump built a wall that Mexicans can't get over it.
What borders on stupidity?
Canada and Mexico.
How did the Mexican girl get pregnant? Her teacher told her to do his essay.
What’s Mexico’s favorite sport?
Cross country.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
What do you call a Mexican that smokes weed? A baked bean.
What do you call a wingless fly? A walk!
A police pulls over a Mexican man trying to get into America. The Mexican man comes up with some sob story and the police say, "All right, all right ok," says the police, "I'll let you go if you can come up with a sentence that has the words green, pink, and yellow in it." The Mexican thought about it long and hard for almost 45 minutes and then the police says, "Ok ok let's hear it" after waiting impatiently. The Mexican said, "Ok ok don't rush me. I'm ready." The Mexican replied, "Ok when my phone green green, I pink it up and say Yellow!"
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim is already in America.
"My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104."
What do you call a Mexican Baptism?
Bean Dip.
My son got in trouble for writing the following underneath the question “Do aliens exist?”
“Of course they do! They live in Mexico!”
Canada United States Mexico
C U M
Why does Mexico not have a good athletics team? Because anyone who can run or jump is already over the wall.
Where is the best place to eat tacos?
In the Gulp of Mexico.
My friend misspelled "Mexico" and got here.
He sucked his sister's poop hole.
So, there's a black guy, a white guy, and a Mexican. They find a genie's lamp, they rub it, and poof! Appears the genie!
The genie goes to the black guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" The black guy goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be back in Africa, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.
Then, the genie goes to the Mexican and asks, "What's your one wish?" The Mexican goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be in Mexico, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.
Now, the genie goes over to the white guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" and the white guy asks, "You mean to tell me that all the black and Mexican people are out of America?" The genie replies, "Yes."
The white guy goes, "Then I'll have a Coke."
Mmm, I'm Walter McWhitey, I'm from the newest Mexico.